The highway patrol pulls a guy over and the trooper suspects he's been drinking.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalyzer test."
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I'm asthmatic and that could bring on an asthma attack."
"Well, you're going to have to submit to a blood test then."
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I'm a hemophiliac and I can't stop bleeding."
"Well, I'm going to have to ask you to get out of your car and walk a straight line."
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk, you asshole!":hurt:
Then out spoke brave Horatius, the Captain of the Gate: "To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late; And how can man die better than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods,"
"Well, John Henry said to the Cap'n, "A man ain't nuthin' but a man. But, before I let that steam drill beat me, gonna die with my hammer in my hand, Lawd, Lawd, gonna die with my hammer in my hand."