Found this somewhere, supposedly the definitive would you rather list. Some are funny, some not so much.

1. 1. Would you rather...
1. Be 4'5"?
2. Be 7'7"?

2. Would you rather...
1. Have legs as long as your fingers?
2. Have fingers as long as your legs?

3. Would you rather...
1. Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
2. Or fly at 10 miles per hour?

4. Would you rather...
1. Sweat mayo?
2. Or have to poop a softball?

5. Would you rather...
1. Talk like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)
2. Or look like Jar Jar Binks? (You are not allowed to kill yourself.)

6. Would you rather...
1. Have a dragon?
2. Or be a dragon?

7. Would you rather...
1. Be sexually attracted to fruit?
2. Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?

8. Would you rather...
1. Never have to worry about money?
2. Or live in a world with Pokemon?

9. Would you rather...
1. Be the BEST racquetball player in the world?
2. Or find $65 on the street?

10. Would you rather...
1. Speak any language fluently?
2. Or be able to talk to animals?

11. Would you rather...
1. Not have sex with a goat, and have everyone think you had sex with a goat?
2. Or have sex with a goat, but no one will ever find out?

12. Would you rather...
1. Only be able to whisper?
2. Or only be able to shout?

13. Would you rather...
1. Eat a pinecone?
2. Or poop a pinecone?

14. Would you rather...
1. Change gender every time you sneeze?
2. Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

15. Would you rather...
1. Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
2. Or join in once to stop it?

Interesting would you's.
I like #6.....I'd want a dragon.

If you eat a pinecone then you'd also have to poop a pinecone.

And I know some people who are only able to shout.

2. Or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?


I don't even know what to say...

And the goat one....no....just no.

And the goat one....no....just no.

Yeah, but I can at least understand what that means (unfortunately). The muffin/baby thing just doesn't register. Like asking if you'd like to write tastes and hear textures. I can't wrap my brain around it.

What about the hate for poor Jar-Jar!? Me-sa don't understand dis. lol

I can't figure out why Jar-Jar is annoying but Yoda is wise. Granted the content of what they say is worlds apart, but the distinct speech patterns are interesting.

i got a friend who's birthday is exactly one year before mine a "would you rather" little book when he went away to college. He said it was great to have around and loads of fun.