Here is the sign that greets you when you enter Shoreham, NY on Long Island. "Conspiracies" fans will appreciate the Tesla connection. The sign was put up as one of our Scout's Eagle projects. The hard part was convincing the town board that Tesla was a claim to fame for Shoreham. The board wanted a picture of Bluffs - the bluffs they wanted weren't even from Shoreham's shores. The Scout prevailed and the result is a unique welcome sign.
You really only need three things: WD-40, Duct Tape, and a pointy stick. If it's supposed to move and doesn't, use the WD-40. If it moves and isn't supposed to, use the Duct Tape. If you want it to move and it doesn't want to, use the pointy stick. The rest of life is easy.