webby Wrote:Does a line from DRACULAS count? If I remember correctly from the Kindle bonus materials, it was Paul's suggestion to include it...
"That's not a clown. That's just a guy dressed up to look like a clown!"
Yes! That and the flamingo line that I can't recall exactly, "Is that...a flamingo?" but that only works if it is in context, and I think it was credited to Konrath not FPW so maybe it shouldn't count.
But yeah the clown line is one I love.
"No other success can compensate for failure in the home." D.O. McKay
"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
~ Red Buttons
Too literal? I'm sorry you feel I have a Literal Agenda!
"The printer was an old high-speed dot matrix that printed each line with a scream like Sam Kinison with hemorrhoids."
From Sibs.
From Sibs.
AlvinFox Wrote:"The printer was an old high-speed dot matrix that printed each line with a scream like Sam Kinison with hemorrhoids."I'd forgotten that line. I miss Sam. The trouble with references like that is years later people have forgotten the guy.
From Sibs.
FPW
FAQ
"It means 'Ask the next question.' Ask the next question, and the one that follows that, and the one that follows that. It's the symbol of everything humanity has ever created." Theodore Sturgeon.
Wishbone Wrote:From By The Sword- "Lily, call Herman- we've found Eddie."
Holy Munsters references, grandpa! I forgot that one!
And the clown line shall go down in history as one of the all time greatest lines.
Damn all of these lines that I've forgotten make me wanna go back and re re re re re reread the books again.
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Oh, but it gets better. Obviously I am reading By The Sword right now and this is from the scene where Jack is trapped in Gerrish's apartment:
"Desperate, he tossed off the only Japanese he knew to throw them off balance- maybe.
'Arigato. Konichiwa. Kyu Sakamoto. Gojira. Gamera. Rodan.'"
Gamera was my favorite as a kid! I remember this scene where the little Japanese kid looks to the sky and yells "Look! It's Gamera!"
You have to hear him say it to appreciate it but that had me and my sister in stitches. I still bust that out on her once in a while.
"Desperate, he tossed off the only Japanese he knew to throw them off balance- maybe.
'Arigato. Konichiwa. Kyu Sakamoto. Gojira. Gamera. Rodan.'"
Gamera was my favorite as a kid! I remember this scene where the little Japanese kid looks to the sky and yells "Look! It's Gamera!"
You have to hear him say it to appreciate it but that had me and my sister in stitches. I still bust that out on her once in a while.
If you wanna quote Draculas then you have to quote the soon-to-be-legendary, "Fuck you, brain."
That killed me.
That killed me.
They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.
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Wow. How about all of chapter 4 & 5 on Tuesday in All The Rage?
I mean...come on...
"You know very well who i am. I am Moreau. Dr. Moreau. Dr. Jack Moreau. I created you."
"Lay-deeee! King of the Road to lay-deeee! Listen to Joan Hamburg in another lane!"
"Eat hot flaming air bag, Deputy Dawg!"
I mean...come on...
"You know very well who i am. I am Moreau. Dr. Moreau. Dr. Jack Moreau. I created you."
"Lay-deeee! King of the Road to lay-deeee! Listen to Joan Hamburg in another lane!"
"Eat hot flaming air bag, Deputy Dawg!"
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