Alternately, RJ and Rasalom could settle their differences on the golf course in a four person-scramble. Rasalom could pair up with the resurrected corpse of Jack Palance and RJ could team up with Jackie Mason. Officiating the match? You guessed it...Chevy Chase.
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Ken Valentine Wrote:This time she's wrong.
I take it you haven't read either the original or the revised NIGHTWORLD.
Ken V.
Nope,
I am reading them in order, but that would be a sad ending. Its just fun to think what will happen, you know?
[COLOR="Purple"]":eek:Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.[/COLOR]
Mala_Ross Wrote:Nope,I have read the original NIGHTWORLD, and the revised NIGHTWORLD, and I'm eagerly awaiting the final version.
If you're waiting to read NIGHTWORLD last, all I'm going to say is; it's a real roller coaster ride, and YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT!
Ken V.
Ken Valentine Wrote:I have read the original NIGHTWORLD, and the revised NIGHTWORLD, and I'm eagerly awaiting the final version.
If you're waiting to read NIGHTWORLD last, all I'm going to say is; it's a real roller coaster ride, and YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT!
Ken V.
Gunny Ken speaks only truth.
Karithna Wrote:If we were dating ourselves...
Jack: You kill my father...prepare to die!!!!
Rasalom:Not now, I'm in the middle of a Rothchild's!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb3jAtSzSrs
That was really funny!
I have now an idea, please excuse me if I'm boring you with a last joke!
Manhattan, N.Y.C.
P.F. Winslow is giving autographs in a big store, there is thousands of fans.
After a while comes a strange guy to the author.
The guy: - Hi! I've read your last novel "Rakshasa!" and I have to say, I like totally what you do!
P.F.W.: - Hm... Thank you. (He's going to sign) What's your name?
The Guy (like totally surprised): - My name? Oh!...Hm!...Okay... But please, you tell my name to no one! I insist!... To no one!
P.F.W.(rolling his eyes): - 'kay!
The guy (whispering): - My name is Rasalom...
P.F.W.: - Ok then, to Ra-sa-lom! Hm! Interesting name!
Six month later, a new novel with the name Rasalom as the bad guy is coming out... printed of 6 million copies. A forum is created and the name of the bad guy is mentioned, again and again...
Somewhere in Louisiana...
Rasalom: - HAAAAAAA! POUF! (Explosion)
The Otherness: -OH NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!
The Ally: - Are you sure you don't need a break?... For a dark entity, you look like the Milky Way!
The Otherness: - No...no! I think I need a Rothschilds!
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Ludovic Wrote:That was really funny!
I have now an idea, please excuse me if I'm boring you with a last joke!
Manhattan, N.Y.C.
P.F. Winslow is giving autographs in a big store, there is thousands of fans.
After a while comes a strange guy to the author.
The guy: - Hi! I've read your last novel "Rakshasa!" and I have to say, I like totally what you do!
P.F.W.: - Hm... Thank you. (He's going to sign) What's your name?
The Guy (like totally surprised): - My name? Oh!...Hm!...Okay... But please, you tell my name to no one! I insist!... To no one!
P.F.W.(rolling his eyes): - 'kay!
The guy (whispering): - My name is Rasalom...
P.F.W.: - Ok then, to Ra-sa-lom! Hm! Interesting name!
Six month later, a new novel with the name Rasalom as the bad guy is coming out... printed of 6 million copies. A forum is created and the name of the bad guy is mentioned, again and again...
Somewhere in Louisiana...
Rasalom: - HAAAAAAA! POUF! (Explosion)
The Otherness: -OH NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!
The Ally: - Are you sure you don't need a break?... For a dark entity, you look like the Milky Way!
The Otherness: - No...no! I think I need a Rothschilds!
One week later...
Rasalom's in group therapy:
Group therapist: "Ok everyone, let's meet our newest member, Ras-a-lom!"
Therapy group, in unison: "HI RAS-A-LOM!"
Rasalom, roaring: "NOOOOOO, NOT AGAAAAAIIIIIN!!!!' POOF! (explosion)
The Otherness: "Told you it wouldn't work, Mr Smarty-Pants..." :hand:
Good news everybody!
Gauntlet has started shipping out the numbered copies!
Woo!
Gauntlet has started shipping out the numbered copies!
Woo!
AlvinFox Wrote:Good news everybody!
Gauntlet has started shipping out the numbered copies!
Woo!
It is an awesome and enjoyable book. I can't wait to start discussing it.
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AlvinFox Wrote:Good news everybody!
Gauntlet has started shipping out the numbered copies!
Woo!
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