Srem Wrote:Jack: (trac phone rings) "Hello?"
Mysterious Stranger: "I've heard that you can fix...stuff."
Jack: "Well, yea, but it depends on what kinda stuff you're talking about."
Mysterious Stranger: "I don't have time for games! Please, just make it go away!"
Jack: "Hey, don't I know you? You sound famil- damnit! Is that you Rasa-I mean, R?!"
Mysterious Stranger: "Who in the hell did you think it was? Jonah Stevens?"
Jack: "Just how did you get this number anyway?! Wait, nevermind...dumb question."
Rasalom (no longer mysterious): "JUST FIX IT!!!"
Jack: "Whoa, that's a little loud, bud. Too bad, maybe if you would have asked a little nicer, I might have considered helping you out, but now you can just forget it. Good bye." (click. Jack hangs up on R)
Rasalom: "What!?! NO ONE HANGS UP ON MEEEEEEEE!!!"
Ally: He just did, LOL. :ciappa:
That's really, really nice, Srem.
fpw Wrote:It's also brilliant.
Sev got it.
He should be a fictioneer.
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:That's really, really nice, Srem.
Why thank you, Bluesman; I just couldn't resist after reading Sev's post.
....But what i hope is in THe Dark At the End is jack and R at a stand off and jack has the samurai sword, from By the Sword, and the fight is WAY cooler than when r vrs. Gleaken, Jack is more fierce, he has something to live for. Its going to be really bad when he loses them for good.
[COLOR="Purple"]":eek:Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.[/COLOR]
Mala_Ross Wrote:....But what i hope is in THe Dark At the End is jack and R at a stand off and jack has the samurai sword, from By the Sword, and the fight is WAY cooler than when r vrs. Gleaken, Jack is more fierce, he has something to live for. Its going to be really bad when he loses them for good.
We =know= that sword is coming back, one way or another.
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:We =know= that sword is coming back, one way or another.
You know what would suck, If Jack was about to fight with it, and R says, "Ah, I glad you took care of that for me" and R rushes him and attacks with the samurai sword, because you know that sword is tainted
[COLOR="Purple"]":eek:Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.[/COLOR]
Hi!!
The sword fight between Jack and R would be fun (but I suspect it would be very short and Glaeken would need to find someone else to go to Hawaii).
Anything else? Hello? <echos>
Sniper rifle at 1/2 a mile?
Somehow make R poke the Lillitonue in the belly?
Supersoaker full of gasoline?
'later!!
Sev
The sword fight between Jack and R would be fun (but I suspect it would be very short and Glaeken would need to find someone else to go to Hawaii).
Anything else? Hello? <echos>
Sniper rifle at 1/2 a mile?
Somehow make R poke the Lillitonue in the belly?
Supersoaker full of gasoline?
'later!!
Sev
Srem Wrote:Jack: (trac phone rings) "Hello?"
Mysterious Stranger: "I've heard that you can fix...stuff."
Jack: "Well, yea, but it depends on what kinda stuff you're talking about."
Mysterious Stranger: "I don't have time for games! Please, just make it go away!"
Jack: "Hey, don't I know you? You sound famil- damnit! Is that you Rasa-I mean, R?!"
Mysterious Stranger: "Who in the hell did you think it was? Jonah Stevens?"
Jack: "Just how did you get this number anyway?! Wait, nevermind...dumb question."
Rasalom (no longer mysterious): "JUST FIX IT!!!"
Jack: "Whoa, that's a little loud, bud. Too bad, maybe if you would have asked a little nicer, I might have considered helping you out, but now you can just forget it. Good bye." (click. Jack hangs up on R)
Rasalom: "What!?! NO ONE HANGS UP ON MEEEEEEEE!!!"
Ally: He just did, LOL. :ciappa:
Six month later.
At the A.A.
Rasalom (very tired): - Hi! My name is Rasalom and I'm an alcoholic...
100 people: - HI ! RASALOM!
Rasalom (surprised): HAAAAAAAAAA!!! POUF! (He explode)
The Otherness: SHIT!... Grrrr... Hmm!... 'nother game?
The Ally: 'kay!...
Ludovic
fpw Wrote:It's also brilliant.
Agreed!
I would love to see a small collection of stuff like this, little 1-3 page Messin' with Rasalom vignettes like the Messing with Sasquatch commercials. Like fantasy outtakes. If you could gather some together it would make a great fundraiser for your favorite charity, post it up with a .99 price or something.
rjack_fan Wrote:Agreed!
I would love to see a small collection of stuff like this, little 1-3 page Messin' with Rasalom vignettes like the Messing with Sasquatch commercials. Like fantasy outtakes. If you could gather some together it would make a great fundraiser for your favorite charity, post it up with a .99 price or something.
If we were dating ourselves...
Jack: You kill my father...prepare to die!!!!
Rasalom:Not now, I'm in the middle of a Rothchild's!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb3jAtSzSrs
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