GeraldRice   11-14-2009, 05:11 PM
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I know there was a thread already about this, but I had to share. From "Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland" after Huxley has taken Elmo's blanket, the titular character asks one of the grouches for help and he replies, "I'd love to, but I don't speak any English," and promptly walks away.

They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.

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