How Many Kicks Does It Take?

when a problem comes along, you must kick it.

Join the Kickers and meet cute girls!

Kick the habit.
The Kick is good.

Kickers
"Live and unplugged"

Kick the habit.
The Kick is good.

Kickers
"Live and unplugged"

There's Wimps. And there's Kickers.

Dissimulate You

Dissimulate You

Cobalt, I gotta wonder why we're overthinking here. Surely the true Kickers wouldn't. How about just, THE KICKERS with the "I" as their symbol? Sound right?

Dissing Simulation
Kicking Simulation's Ass/In the Ass
AFSO-The Other's Finest
Have You Hugged/Embraced Your oDNA Today?

LAST!!!!
(I figured it wasn't going to happen on the other thread.)

LAST!!!!
(I figured it wasn't going to happen on the other thread.)

psst....not gonna happen here either..... :p

When a problem comes along, you must KICK it.

So many of these are hilarious! Love this Devo-esque one, and "Yes, we can".

For the Kickers, I keep thinking of the opening line to the great song by the MC5:

"Kick out the Jams, Mother-F****r!" ..but I doubt that would go over well on Madison Avenue.

For the Order,

"Orderin' Up Chaos Since the Big Bang"
"Our Secret Handshake Is Better Than Your Secret Handshake!"
"The Lodge: What D'ya Mean You Never Heard of Us?"
And finally, for the grand future, when the order goes corporate, and opens franchises along interstates:
"The Lodge: We'll Leave the Light On For Ya"
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