I love it!!
"Nice butt"
"Pardon?"
"Nice butt! That's what they'll say on your first day...at the mens club. You'll be the bell of the ball! Making all kinds of new friends. BIG, UGLY, HAIRY friend. Of course, you'll never see what they look like because you'll be facing the other way"
"You're very good at this. You should right children's books."
and...
"I didn't shoot at you, there are police everywhere!
"If you shot at me, then where's your gun?"
"You got me, you're to sharp for me! I don't HAVE one!!"
"'This is the police! Give the bag to bozo and put your hands in the air!'"
"Really????"
(This could very well be the dumbest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him..)
"'No! It's the National Rifle Association."
And the part where Ken is putting the spider outside while talking about how the need to be ruthless...
(OK, I'm done now...:p)