ImDeranged Wrote:Damn that $4.99 scam. :mad2: First one's almost free. Then you're hooked. :adore: It's how I got started. :crazy:
Ahrg, my first FPW was lent to my by a friend. I've been hooked for a long time. There is no rehab for what we have people, we're screwed!! We do have "meetings" though.
"Hi, I'm Ox and I've been FPW free for 7.5 hours...." <clap clap clap>
You have to be extremely careful at these meetings as FPW is usually hanging around close by with a stuffed blue bag full of "freebie's." Ohhh, he'll tell you (very nonchalantly) that he just wanted to get rid of a few things that were lying around the house taking up space... Sure sure... Of course being an FPW addict I could not stop myself from indulging in these wares hidden inside the blue bag. He even offered to sign one of these highly addictive items.
I can tell you the doctor is smooth. He knew I was an addict as it's not real hard to spot us. He even used a smile to offer me more. Ohhh he's good, he's very very good. I'll never recover nor will I try.
Cheers,
Ox