Wow, I wince at having to show this again after so many years, but I actually found it lying at the very bottom of my Photobucket account. I seriously had to re-read this thread a couple of times because I didn't remember writing any of it and couldn't remember which picture it was referring to, but I believe it was this one:
I recall a few other wallpapers like this... I think I liked the other one better but I don't know where on the Interwebs it could be. Anyway, enjoy this piece of silliness from time immemorial.