Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Bought a bunch of the paperback GATEWAYS to hand out to friends, and natch, reread it. Now, I'm not (surprise!) anyone's bleeding heart liberal about a soul in a bad situation--God gave us free will, we can think and fight our way out of anything--but, jeez... Rereading Semelee's showdown with Rasalom...if anybody had the cards stacked against her from the first crooked deal, it was that poor woman. But I wondered--Rasalom hears his name spoken from anywhere, so:
1) What would happen if everyone on Earth said, "Rasalom" simultaneously?
2) Would Rasalom react to an electronically-generated voice speaking those dread syllables?
3) Suppose three bold warriors--call 'em "Biggles," "Law Dawg," and "Jimbo"-- said, in concert, each syllable =seperately=? Would the Claw of the Otherness hear, and chide them in a ghastly way?
Hard questions all. Perhaps they'll be addressed in the premiere issue of the refereed JOURNAL OF JACK STUDIES.
The April JJS has been delayed because HWMNBNUPD hasn't yet signed off on the nude fold-out, but my girlfriend's maid's nephew's hoasca dealer saw galley drafts, which contain these answers:
1) Rasalom would realize he's in big, BIG trouble, analagous to the --
NIGHTWORLD SPOILER! --
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-- end of Nightworld, where humanity it saved by a group rendition in Central Park of "I'd like to buy the world a Coke," with optimism and hope instead of Coke (note the clever slant rhyme) -- i.e., if all those people know his name it's evidence of a conspiracy beyond both his ken and his powers.
2. He would react exactly as he would if someone spoke his name -- except he'd zero in on the person who had thought up / arranged for the electronically generated voice, e.g., he'd show up at Larry the Geek's house -- to chew gum and kick ass -- not at the empty warehouse where the transmitter is stored.
3. They would be well chid indeed: they'd be shampooed without conditioner and all underarm hair and most (possibly all) behind-the-knee hair would be just a fond memory.
-o