Wapitikev Wrote:Always nice to hear from my biggest fan.
Say hi to your folks for me, Bones.
Heh.
-Waipitkev
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Totally inappropriate, Wapitikev. You have no shame, do you?
I accidentally dropped a load of worthless change in the street. I was going to just leave it there but a burly policeman lumbered towards me and said, "You'd better pick that up, son."
I hate coppers.
I hate coppers.
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"DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL-ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE."
bones weep tedium Wrote::eek:
Totally inappropriate, Wapitikev. You have no shame, do you?
That depends who you ask...you created this monster, friendo.
-Wapitikev
Axioms Jack seems to live by (inadvertantly or not):
Why he does what he does: "I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either." Bruce Wayne, Identity Crisis
On Rasalom: "Water's wet, the sky is blue...and good old Satan Claus, Jimmy...he's out there...and he's just gettin' stronger." Joe Hallenbeck, The Last Boyscout
Wapitikev Wrote:That depends who you ask...you created this monster, friendo.
-Wapitikev
You guys!..... I've seen these references before in your conversations, and since I don't know how it started or if it's serious, I don't know whether to laugh or cry
... cry from laughing so hard, that is.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
jimbow8 Wrote:You guys!..... I've seen these references before in your conversations, and since I don't know how it started or if it's serious, I don't know whether to laugh or cry
... cry from laughing so hard, that is.
I'd say that Bones started it but then he'd say that I did and none of us need three entire pages of "You-did! No, YOU-did!"
So keep laughing...I will.
-Wapitikev
Axioms Jack seems to live by (inadvertantly or not):
Why he does what he does: "I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either." Bruce Wayne, Identity Crisis
On Rasalom: "Water's wet, the sky is blue...and good old Satan Claus, Jimmy...he's out there...and he's just gettin' stronger." Joe Hallenbeck, The Last Boyscout
Bruj Wrote:there was this guy once..if i was a bad person, i would have first, tied up him up, and taken an exacto knife, and sliced little papercuts all over his body, then i would have rolled him over a pile of salt, and then doused him in gasoline. THEN i would have tied a bungee cord to his neck, and tossed him off of a skyscraper, and shoot him on the way down. and it would be either lead piosoning or gravity snapping his neck that would kill him...(thats a form of murder-torture.....also reserved for child molestors..)
also dig a hole and bury someone in it up to their neck, and saturate their head with honey near a fire ant bed works too.....
god im a sick individual.....
You forgot to light him on fire after dousing him with the gas.
Half-hearted effort
Libby Wrote:I realized that a very cruel way to kill someone would be to cut off their adam's apple. Also, on the torture, whipping the bottoms of the feet is a famous and anceint torture. There are many more. I know some of them...
In prison, prisoners soak rags in bleach and pay off trustees to toss said rags into a target's cell while he sleeps. The fumes from the bleach cause retinal and sinus damage, oft-times leading to blindness or blurry vision. There's lots of other fun prison stuff, especially the stuff done to "short eyes." But I'll save that for another time.
AC
P.S. Hope you all had a safe and sane Cinco de Mayo, or as Homer Simpson says, "Cinco de Ocho."
saynomore Wrote:In prison, prisoners soak rags in bleach and pay off trustees to toss said rags into a target's cell while he sleeps. The fumes from the bleach cause retinal and sinus damage, oft-times leading to blindness or blurry vision. There's lots of other fun prison stuff, especially the stuff done to "short eyes." But I'll save that for another time.
AC
P.S. Hope you all had a safe and sane Cinco de Mayo, or as Homer Simpson says, "Cinco de Ocho."
You said more and were better for it. Pop in occasionally, I like to hear from you.
Whether or not it is true I don't know, but easilt the worst form of torture I've heard of took place in WWII when the Japanese(sorry Kenji-no knock intended towards you or your countrymen) soldiers would insert a small glass tube into the *penisis* of their P.O.W.s and then shatter it. Yoouuuccchhh.
Not sure how to pluralize penis, but I bet someone will come through with the proper form. Cos is probably the odds on favorite.
Scott
Jesus died for your sins, get your money's worth. Chad Daniels
Scott Miller Wrote:You said more and were better for it. Pop in occasionally, I like to hear from you.
Whether or not it is true I don't know, but easilt the worst form of torture I've heard of took place in WWII when the Japanese(sorry Kenji-no knock intended towards you or your countrymen) soldiers would insert a small glass tube into the *penisis* of their P.O.W.s and then shatter it. Yoouuuccchhh.
Not sure how to pluralize penis, but I bet someone will come through with the proper form. Cos is probably the odds on favorite.
I wrote a detailed reply to your message but, upon reading it before I hit post, I decided that I have had too little sleep in the last 3 nights to make an intelligent decision about any response that discusses grammar, torture and penises.
Instead, I am going to bed and will await Cos' analysis.
-Wapitikev
Axioms Jack seems to live by (inadvertantly or not):
Why he does what he does: "I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either." Bruce Wayne, Identity Crisis
On Rasalom: "Water's wet, the sky is blue...and good old Satan Claus, Jimmy...he's out there...and he's just gettin' stronger." Joe Hallenbeck, The Last Boyscout
I'd like to put someone - let's just call him 'W' - into a cage with a cream cake *just* out of reach. Then I'd sit and watch him die.
Is that torture? :confused:
Is that torture? :confused:
I accidentally dropped a load of worthless change in the street. I was going to just leave it there but a burly policeman lumbered towards me and said, "You'd better pick that up, son."
I hate coppers.
I hate coppers.
"DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL-ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE."