mkmfpwfan Wrote:I have the distict pleasure of serving in a grand jury capacity next month. I was wondering in the last few days on how Jack would handle it. I mean if one of his fake ID'S got called to serve. I think that would be a funny thing of Jack being forced in a way to serve and be so close to one of the things he would hate. he wouldn't be able to just ignore it or get out of it either. There are no little boxes to check to be discluded like the regular jury petit jury notices. I'm pretty sure Abe would be laughing everytime they meet. It would be an intresting short story or a bit of of a reocurring piece to a novel. It can be called Citizen Jack. I'm sure even Gia would needle him-------Mark
Good, fun ah-deer, Mark! I don't know about the rest of the gang, but I =like= serving on jury duty. "All rise..."
"Now, Mr. Lindner. You say you've served on jury duty many times before. Is that correct, sir?"
"It is that, sir."
"Can you be a fair and just juror in this case now, Mr. Lindner?"
"I have always been so, in previous cases, to the best of my ability."
"And so you can come into this case without any preconceptions about my client--a mad rapist and baby-killer, it is alleged?"
"Certainly. As long as I can look at him from the jury seats and wink and whisper, 'You're a dead man walking.'"
"I guess that's the best my hell-bound--I mean INNOCENT--client can hope for. Mr. Lindner is OK by the Defense, Your Honor..."