Mike Hanson   10-16-2007, 08:36 AM
#1
In the next Repairman Jack Novel...

Will Jack eat Sushi?

And will he like it?

And is he more of an Unagi Roll Man, or a
California Roll Man?

My personal preference is yellow tail and salmon,
but heck, that's just me.

Mike Smile
Kenji   10-16-2007, 10:03 AM
#2
Jack and Gia at Sushi-bar.



Jack: Hell! I can't eat raw fish! Gimme a Whopper with cheese!

Gia: Oh, Jack. Sushi is healthy. You should try this Uni.

Jack: Uni? What's that?

Gia: Just try....trust me.

Jack: Okay.......*eating Uni*.....hmm, not bad. So, what's exactly Uni?

Gia: Oh, it's a........mmm, (in a low voice) [SIZE="1"]a sea urchin. [/SIZE]

Jack: What? Can't hear you.

Gia: It's a.....sea......urchin.





Jack: [Image: sick0020.gif]
Keith the Elder   10-16-2007, 10:06 AM
#3
Kenji Wrote:Jack and Gia at Sushi-bar.



Jack: Hell! I can't eat raw fish! Gimme a Whopper with cheese!

Gia: Oh, Jack. Sushi is healthy. You should try this Uni.

Jack: Uni? What's that?

Gia: Just try....trust me.

Jack: Okay.......*eating Uni*.....hmm, not bad. So, what's exactly Uni?

Gia: Oh, it's a........mmm, (in a low voice) [SIZE="1"]a sea urchin. [/SIZE]

Jack: What? Can't hear you.

Gia: It's a.....sea......urchin.





Jack: [Image: sick0020.gif]


LOL

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Fenian1916   10-16-2007, 10:49 AM
#4
Maybe if he washed it down with some Guinness Big Grin

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Scott Miller   10-16-2007, 11:23 AM
#5
Fenian1916 Wrote:Maybe if he washed it down with some Guinness Big Grin

Jack would wash it down with a Sapporo.

Scott

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RichE   10-16-2007, 11:28 AM
#6
Jack get's talked into drinking a double martini! Then suddenly has a wild craving for onion rings......
Auskar   10-16-2007, 08:04 PM
#7
One of my favorite scenes was from an old Charles Bronson movie called Ten to MIdnight or something similar.

Bronson is meeting his college-aged (or young adult) daughter for lunch or dinner and they have to go through a cafeteria line, pulling items off the shelves and putting them onto their trays and sliding along until the get to the cashier.

Once they seat themselves at a table, his daughter looks at Charles Bronson's tray and says...

"I didn't know you liked quiche!"

Bronson looks down at his tray and growls, "I don't. I thought it was apple pie."

Then he gets up to throw the offending plate in the trash.
Kenji   10-17-2007, 09:00 AM
#8
Scott Miller Wrote:Jack would wash it down with a Sapporo.



He'll say "Swell. Japanese Beer is very good!"



Big Grin
  
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