phoenix rising Wrote:Oops sorry folks seems I've made the dumb lug a little =too= smart one moment whilst I remedy that little error. *and poof Blues is back to normal withno memory of the event*
Uh, hi, everybody! This here is phoenix! Ain't she something? We're gonna do some magic for you! You folks can ask questions! And when phoenix hits me in the head with her Louisville Slugger, I will answer them! No tricks! Right here in the open!
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Uh, hi, everybody! This here is phoenix! Ain't she something? We're gonna do some magic for you! You folks can ask questions! And when phoenix hits me in the head with her Louisville Slugger, I will answer them! No tricks! Right here in the open!
"Yep,that's right folks, you ask and I bash him in the head, no tricks, really!"
*looks to the audience for questions*
phoenix rising Wrote:"Yep,that's right folks, you ask and I bash him in the head, no tricks, really!"
*looks to the audience for questions*
Uh, Mike...why do you do this shit?
HEY, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION! YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
A savage blow to Little Mike's skull
LET'S HEAR SOME QUESTIONS! HEY, YOU WANT PI TO EIGHTY DIGITS?
Another crushing blow
HEY, YOU WANT PI TO TWENTY DIGITS?
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Uh, Mike...why do you do this shit?A small woman in the audience pipes up "Wy don't you pick on someone your own size lady?"
HEY, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION! YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
A savage blow to Little Mike's skull
LET'S HEAR SOME QUESTIONS! HEY, YOU WANT PI TO EIGHTY DIGITS?
Another crushing blow
HEY, YOU WANT PI TO TWENTY DIGITS?
Phoenix eyes her maniaclly as she bashes Mike again.
Mike looks at her, dazed. "You are her size she could always pick on you."
phoenix rising Wrote:A small woman in the audience pipes up "Wy don't you pick on someone your own size lady?"
Phoenix eyes her maniaclly as she bashes Mike again.
Mike looks at her, dazed. "You are her size she could always pick on you."
That's right!
Little Mike, his head now in the size and shape of a rotten Halloween pumpkin, roars to the crowd, "TEN DIGITS! I WILL GIVE YOU PI TO TEN BADASS DIGITS!"
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:That's right!3.141592653" he yells as loud as he can to the crowd.
Little Mike, his head now in the size and shape of a rotten Halloween pumpkin, roars to the crowd, "TEN DIGITS! I WILL GIVE YOU PI TO TEN BADASS DIGITS!"
"Amazing." someone whispers near the front row. "hitting him actually made him smarter."
Another voice pipes up, "but what is the proper name for pi?"
Phoenix bludgeons Mike and he falls to his knees.
phoenix rising Wrote:3.141592653" he yells as loud as he can to the crowd.
"Amazing." someone whispers near the front row. "hitting him actually made him smarter."
Another voice pipes up, "but what is the proper name for pi?"
Phoenix bludgeons Mike and he falls to his knees.
But you can't keep a good bluesman down!
Little Mike struggles to his feet...
Seizes the baseball bat...
A beefy guy in Angels' colors howls, "Payback time, dude!"
And Little Mike sez...
"Hi, everybody! Great to see you all tonight! Gonna sing everything you want to hear! Let's start off with a little tune close to my heart, and I hope yours' too...
There must be some way out of here
Said the Joker to the Thief..."