Yes, I just checked it out. What can I say? It's a slow week at the movies...
And the non-spoiler wrap-up? It wasn't terrible.
Admitted highlights are the always lovely Michelle Pfeiffer's
witch, Lamia, hellbent on regaining immortality, and Robert
De Niro's sky pirate, Captain Shakespeare, who strays so far
from center with this eccentric performance that you'll be
as delighted as you are horrified.
Ultimately, the movie is hit or miss with the humor, and
just leaps around too much to ever have a strong coherent
storyline.
On my blog I give it THREE out of five cans of Diet Cherry
Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
Mike Out