..It will be revealed that Maggers was a college sweetheart of Jack's and bore him a love child ...

It will be revealed that FPW is really Jack ....

OMG, be still my heart!

Or, Paul, be afraid, be very afraid!

It will be revealed that Britfan is a secret Westphalen who now wants part of the fortune. Britfan will produce photographic evidence of Rakoshi lurling about the ancestral home, which will be threatened to be released to the scientific community (Brit will eventually do this, and Geraldo Rivera will lead the serach team, Scott Miller will go along as the winner of a national promotional contest Find The Bengali Demon and Travel to the UK Free!)

I am afraid years of extortionate inheritance tax have somewhat reduced size & scope of the ancestral home

As a result the Blue Meanies are now kept in the garden shed, with the kids rabbit. This has at least stopped that cat prowling around the shed in hope of a little sport with the bunny.

Not ideal I know, but needs must in these dificult times

It was also a bit of a shock to the low lifes who broke into the shed in search of the kids bikes, they won't be back here in a hurry (or anywhere else for that matter)

PS Scott - if you are coming over anyway could you bring me a sampler CD of your favorite music - cheers mate

PS Scott - if you are coming over anyway could you bring me a sampler CD of your favorite music - cheers mate

Most certainly. I offered to make some sampler CD's for anyone a couple of months ago but I only had one taker. The offer still stands.

It will be revealed that Kenji is actually the last surving descenant of the Japanese religious order- this will be proven when we learn that Kenji amputated his tail.

Why did you know that?!?!

Hahahahahahaha!!!

It will be revealed that Maggers was a college sweetheart of Jack's and bore him a love child named Marlosa. She will come knocking on the door at Sutton Street and yell DADDY!

It will be revealed that Webby is actually an Occulus, which explains how she always knows everything before any of us.

It will be revealed that Ken Valentine is a member of the witness protection program, placed into hiding after ticking off one Vinney The Donut and selling his buisiness to his cousin Abe.

It will be revealed that Tom has not passed into the Otherness or any alterantive dimension- he is alive and well in RedHeadMargo's refrigerator, living on chinese take out and double stuff oreos.

It will be revealed that Bluesman Mike Linder has identified and isolated the Brown Sound in his musicical meanderings, and Jack will use this as part of his next fix.

It will be revealed that KRW is a closet Dormentalist with a strange fascination for Pine Lights.

It will be revealed that Silverfish is quietly feeding the funny lil woodland creature with the scarred lip from the backporch- a police investigation into the dissapearance of noisy neighbors will bring this out. Then Silverfish will need Jack to fix it, bringing us back to Jack's new weapon, The Brown Sound.

It will be revealed that Britfan is a secret Westphalen who now wants part of the fortune. Britfan will produce photographic evidence of Rakoshi lurling about the ancestral home, which will be threatened to be released to the scientific community (Brit will eventually do this, and Geraldo Rivera will lead the serach team, Scott Miller will go along as the winner of a national promotional contest Find The Bengali Demon and Travel to the UK Free!)

It will be revealed that BK Akitas' dogs are secretly sneaking off to NY to involve themselves in clandestine Otherness hunting activities. BK will be crushed they didn't invite her along.....

AND................
It will be revealed that FPW is really Jack and everything we've ever read is TRUE!


Bwwahahahahahahaha

Oh, well......BK, I'm sure YOU ARE SESOUP's LEADER! The master of conspiracies!

Why did you know that?!?!
Oh, well......BK, I'm sure YOU ARE SESOUP's LEADER! The master of conspiracies!

My akitas told me!

And maybe...........maybe not, I'll never tell!

Ok, I have thought long and hard over this, and spent many hours in a caramel macchiatto induced trance state to come up with the answers!


Here's what will be revealed:




Are you ready?????








It will be revealed that Kenji is actually the last surving descenant of the Japanese religious order- this will be proven when we learn that Kenji amputated his tail.

It will be revealed that Maggers was a college sweetheart of Jack's and bore him a love child named Marlosa. She will come knocking on the door at Sutton Street and yell DADDY!

It will be revealed that Webby is actually an Occulus, which explains how she always knows everything before any of us.

It will be revealed that Ken Valentine is a member of the witness protection program, placed into hiding after ticking off one Vinney The Donut and selling his buisiness to his cousin Abe.

It will be revealed that Tom has not passed into the Otherness or any alterantive dimension- he is alive and well in RedHeadMargo's refrigerator, living on chinese take out and double stuff oreos.

It will be revealed that Bluesman Mike Linder has identified and isolated the Brown Sound in his musicical meanderings, and Jack will use this as part of his next fix.

It will be revealed that KRW is a closet Dormentalist with a strange fascination for Pine Lights.

It will be revealed that Silverfish is quietly feeding the funny lil woodland creature with the scarred lip from the backporch- a police investigation into the dissapearance of noisy neighbors will bring this out. Then Silverfish will need Jack to fix it, bringing us back to Jack's new weapon, The Brown Sound.

It will be revealed that Britfan is a secret Westphalen who now wants part of the fortune. Britfan will produce photographic evidence of Rakoshi lurling about the ancestral home, which will be threatened to be released to the scientific community (Brit will eventually do this, and Geraldo Rivera will lead the serach team, Scott Miller will go along as the winner of a national promotional contest Find The Bengali Demon and Travel to the UK Free!)

It will be revealed that BK Akitas' dogs are secretly sneaking off to NY to involve themselves in clandestine Otherness hunting activities. BK will be crushed they didn't invite her along.....

AND................
It will be revealed that FPW is really Jack and everything we've ever read is TRUE!


Bwwahahahahahahaha

Hmmm...seems to me only someone of deep understanding could know all this. But why so coy? That's never been your style...Dr. Roma...

Hmmm...seems to me only someone of deep understanding could know all this. But why so coy? That's never been your style...Dr. Roma...

With all those DOGS I have? Methinks you've attributed me to the wrong side....

With all those DOGS I have? Methinks you've attributed me to the wrong side....

Ah. My error, BK. But if you love our canine partners, check out Ken V.'s thread, I LOVE THESE STORIES...

My akitas told me!

And maybe...........maybe not, I'll never tell!

Yeah, sure! Because Akita dog speaks Japanese!

Ok, I have thought long and hard over this, and spent many hours in a caramel macchiatto induced trance state to come up with the answers!


Here's what will be revealed:




Are you ready?????








It will be revealed that Kenji is actually the last surving descenant of the Japanese religious order- this will be proven when we learn that Kenji amputated his tail.

It will be revealed that Maggers was a college sweetheart of Jack's and bore him a love child named Marlosa. She will come knocking on the door at Sutton Street and yell DADDY!

It will be revealed that Webby is actually an Occulus, which explains how she always knows everything before any of us.

It will be revealed that Ken Valentine is a member of the witness protection program, placed into hiding after ticking off one Vinney The Donut and selling his buisiness to his cousin Abe.

It will be revealed that Tom has not passed into the Otherness or any alterantive dimension- he is alive and well in RedHeadMargo's refrigerator, living on chinese take out and double stuff oreos.

It will be revealed that Bluesman Mike Linder has identified and isolated the Brown Sound in his musicical meanderings, and Jack will use this as part of his next fix.

It will be revealed that KRW is a closet Dormentalist with a strange fascination for Pine Lights.

It will be revealed that Silverfish is quietly feeding the funny lil woodland creature with the scarred lip from the backporch- a police investigation into the dissapearance of noisy neighbors will bring this out. Then Silverfish will need Jack to fix it, bringing us back to Jack's new weapon, The Brown Sound.

It will be revealed that Britfan is a secret Westphalen who now wants part of the fortune. Britfan will produce photographic evidence of Rakoshi lurling about the ancestral home, which will be threatened to be released to the scientific community (Brit will eventually do this, and Geraldo Rivera will lead the serach team, Scott Miller will go along as the winner of a national promotional contest Find The Bengali Demon and Travel to the UK Free!)

It will be revealed that BK Akitas' dogs are secretly sneaking off to NY to involve themselves in clandestine Otherness hunting activities. BK will be crushed they didn't invite her along.....

AND................
It will be revealed that FPW is really Jack and everything we've ever read is TRUE!


Bwwahahahahahahaha

Damn Girl: Why didn't I think of that!