BrettM Wrote:I was holding out for "Gia Breaks Wind", myself. I thought maybe she'd accidentally open the Compendium instead of "Joy of Cooking" when looking for a recipe for Sunday dinner, and the infernal hijinks would ensue from there ...
Depends on her "Hosts"!
BrettM Wrote:You were my inspiration for the idea, Maggers!
Women passing gas to be more human.................... now that's a Legacy Maggers!
KRW Wrote:Women passing gas to be more human.................... now that's a Legacy Maggers!
Looks like Conspiracies against Maggers is All The Rage
Make copies for yourself YOU HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER SCUM-ON-TOP! Laugh your MAD GIGGLE NOW!
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tenebroust Wrote:Looks like Conspiracies against Maggers is All The Rage
You're setting "Traps" for all of us.
KRW Wrote:You're setting "Traps" for all of us.
I just don't want to be the subject of a Reprisal.
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tenebroust Wrote:I just don't want to be the subject of a Reprisal.
You'll become an "Artifact" before that happens. They're getting "Soft" on us these days.
KRW Wrote:You'll become an "Artifact" before that happens. They're getting "Soft" on us these days.
Stop this Infernal punning right now!
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KRW Wrote:You'll become an "Artifact" before that happens. They're getting "Soft" on us these days.
I won't let that hurt my Feelings, it's just A Day In The Life.
Make copies for yourself YOU HANGMAN ROPE GANGSTER SCUM-ON-TOP! Laugh your MAD GIGGLE NOW!
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KRW Wrote:Women passing gas to be more human.................... now that's a Legacy Maggers!
ROFL! It's been said that I've got lots of class....too bad it's all low.
Hey, we're all human and we snore, fart, burp, have crusties in our eyes in the morning and the occasional stinky feet.
This has NOTHING to do with the RJ#11 title, but what the heck....Speaking of gross things, on our last trip to Disney World, one of my friends asked if we'd seen the sign in the Jet Blue onboard bathrooms. We were all too tired on the way home to look, but supposedly the sign is in tiny letters and asks that people using the facilities please take care not to make a bowel movement of more than 8.5 inches. I kid you not. Next time you're on a Jet Blue plane, see if the sign is there.
How could you measure.....? YIKES!:eek: Talk about "The Haunted Air"....
Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005
Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd