I saw a great commercial last night. It was for Petco. A "weiner dog" has this long squeak toy that is beat up and dirty, kind of like what a little kid will drag around with them. This toy goes for walks, thru a doggie door, is played with and slept with. The doggie owner takes it from him while he is napping. She then brings him to Petco so he can get a new one. You see him dance with joy at receiving his new toy. The last scene is the owner buying the toy. Only the weiner dog will not put it down, so she has to scan the toy and the dog. Funny!

that commercial is adorable...my dog has her own baby, too!!!

Well, souls, I'm an old and broken-down fuckeroo, been around awhile, but I don't expect to live to see as fine a commercial as the prison Alka-Seltzer bit in the '60s. Anyone else remember it?

Yeah. The prison chow hall, Classic