AsMoral Wrote:If the note falls off they may deem it a sign of the apocolypse and all flee to fire island for a fabulous cookout. The world needs gays, who else will do all those makeover shows?
ROFL! Hey Tony, did you know I was thrown off Fire Island by a lesbian?
I was visiting for the day and happened to run into 2 gay male friends, one of whom was a good buddy of mine. Well, the woman who I was actually there to visit took umbrage (and probably rightly so) with my spending more time with my friends. The fact that she was hiding in her kitchen, hovering a little too close to some knives (she was a little off in the head at the time, it can happen to anyone), clutching pillows and sobbing for most of the day added to my need to get out of her house.
She finally pointed to the door and threw the ferry schedule at my head.
I found my friends and had a great trip home.
Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005
Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd