Boy, this thread sure degenerated into something not quite for kids. Good thing there are no kids around. Eh? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
Scott Hajek
[i]"A beer right now would sound good, but I'd rather drink one than listen to it."[/i]
Scott Hajek Wrote:Boy, this thread sure degenerated into something not quite for kids. Good thing there are no kids around. Eh? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.I really hope you got to it AFTER my edit, Scott. If not, SSHHhhhhhhh! If you did, I have no idea what I'm talking about!
'Cause Mommy Said So.
matthewsmommy Wrote:[QUOTE=jimbow8]
I love you, Jimbow. Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I would like to be! And I could fly higher than an eagle, because you are the wind beneath my wings.
Check your messages.........
matthewsmommy Wrote:Young 'n hormonal, I guess :pYoung, hormonal, and loves me .......
Why don't you live closer????? :p
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. ... The piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
~ Howard Phillips Lovecraft
t4terrific Wrote:She said, "but king". Did that mean "butt king" or bumpking? Uh, okay. Good luck with that, and God Bless.
MM's typo (at least I think it was a typo) read "bumpking," which I took to mean ....well...go with your imagination.
And MM, aka Trish, is way younger than you might think! No old maid, she.
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Well, for years I was smart.
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Maggers Wrote:MM's typo (at least I think it was a typo) read "bumpking," which I took to mean ....well...go with your imagination.
And MM, aka Trish, is way younger than you might think! No old maid, she.
She said that's what her friends call her.
jimbow8 Wrote:[QUOTE=matthewsmommy]I'm freezing in 58 degree weather, any further north and I'd be a goner. But.....Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. (Can't remember anymore words to that one!)
Young, hormonal, and loves me .......
Why don't you live closer????? :p
'Cause Mommy Said So.
Maggers Wrote:MM's typo (at least I think it was a typo) read "bumpking," which I took to mean ....well...go with your imagination.Yep, typo queen, here.
Maggers Wrote:And MM, aka Trish, is way younger than you might think! No old maid, she.So young it oughtta be illegal!
'Cause Mommy Said So.
t4terrific Wrote:She said that's what her friends call her.They're just jealous. . . . they miss the single life, but just don't know it yet!
'Cause Mommy Said So.
matthewsmommy Wrote:But, where's the resident dickhead? Oh, nevermind! Found it!
It was probably in the bottom drawer where you left it, and I think the batteries are probably dead (again!)...You are the sad, used-up, bitter, divorced chic living in a trailer right? Or is that someone else on this board?
Oh, by the way, do you actually kiss your son with the filthy mouth of yours?
Snake Wrote:It was probably in the bottom drawer where you left it, and I think the batteries are probably dead (again!)...You are the sad, used-up, bitter, divorced chic living in a trailer right? Or is that someone else on this board?
Oh, by the way, do you actually kiss your son with the filthy mouth of yours?
Snake, Jr. you are a joke. I hope your momma takes away your computer priviledges, again, soon. I'm getting sick of your existence here jackass. Go pop some of those zits, wipe your ass, take a shower, get a job, and move out of your mom's house. You are a burden to her. Oh, and try running your mouth like that in the real world. I bet you lose some teeth pretty quick.
One last thing, jerking off to Pam Anderson vid caps doesn't count as a sexual encounter. You are still a virgin. Stop lying to those other geeks you chat with junior.