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saynomore   10-07-2005, 06:32 PM
#1
Watched Into the Blue last night. Must say, it has a good storyline, great picture postcard backdrops, and some very nice acting. However, whenever possible, the cameraman keeps focussing on Jessica Alba's butt; it doesn't matter if it's relavent to the scene or not--there's a shot of her butt, whether she's napping or swimming underwater, and, of course, the camera lingers there. Not that it isn't a nice view, but what does it have to do with the movie? And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits. By this time I was laughing at the obvious exposure and overabundance of buttcheek.

So, the moral is: Into the Blue is a good movie without the butt shots, but it's a great movie if you like being mooned by Jessica Alba.

AC

P.S. On my way to see Wallace and Gromit. YES!!!
Kenji   10-07-2005, 06:50 PM
#2
saynomore Wrote:Watched Into the Blue last night. Must say, it has a good storyline, great picture postcard backdrops, and some very nice acting. However, whenever possible, the cameraman keeps focussing on Jessica Alba's butt; it doesn't matter if it's relavent to the scene or not--there's a shot of her butt, whether she's napping or swimming underwater, and, of course, the camera lingers there. Not that it isn't a nice view, but what does it have to do with the movie? And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits. By this time I was laughing at the obvious exposure and overabundance of buttcheek.

So, the moral is: Into the Blue is a good movie without the butt shots, but it's a great movie if you like being mooned by Jessica Alba.

AC

P.S. On my way to see Wallace and Gromit. YES!!!

Good review, saynomore! Now I really want to see this movie!! Big Grin


P.S. I LOVE Wallace and Gromit, too!
Sam   10-07-2005, 09:32 PM
#3
saynomore Wrote:Watched Into the Blue last night. Must say, it has a good storyline, great picture postcard backdrops, and some very nice acting. However, whenever possible, the cameraman keeps focussing on Jessica Alba's butt; it doesn't matter if it's relavent to the scene or not--there's a shot of her butt, whether she's napping or swimming underwater, and, of course, the camera lingers there. Not that it isn't a nice view, but what does it have to do with the movie? And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits. By this time I was laughing at the obvious exposure and overabundance of buttcheek.

So, the moral is: Into the Blue is a good movie without the butt shots, but it's a great movie if you like being mooned by Jessica Alba.

AC

P.S. On my way to see Wallace and Gromit. YES!!!

I wonder if there will be a version of this film that just edits out the unneccesary footage such as anything other than her butt shots? *fingers tightly crossed*

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KRW   10-09-2005, 11:03 PM
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Aw, from the title of this thread I thought it was gonna be multiple choice, not a discussion! Big Grin I was gonna vote for a. Smile


KRW
jimbow8   10-09-2005, 11:06 PM
#5
KRW Wrote:Aw, from the title of this thread I thought it was gonna be multiple choice, not a discussion! Big Grin I was gonna vote for a. Smile


KRW
I hope you mean B.

I much prefer B. Big Grin

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Biggles   10-10-2005, 05:51 PM
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saynomore Wrote:And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits.

A play on words?

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Snake   10-10-2005, 11:54 PM
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Biggles Wrote:A play on words?

Biggles-

I've been away from the board for awhile and though Jessica Alba's butt is what caught my attention here, I noticed your signature or whatever the hell you want to call it.

Biggles Wrote:Apologies to Badger, Mushroom, and Snake

If that in any way refers to me...I'm completely lost.
KRW   10-11-2005, 12:07 AM
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Snake Wrote:Biggles-

I've been away from the board for awhile and though Jessica Alba's butt is what caught my attention here, I noticed your signature or whatever the hell you want to call it.



If that in any way refers to me...I'm completely lost.

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KRW   10-11-2005, 12:23 AM
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jimbow8 Wrote:I hope you mean B.

I much prefer B. Big Grin

Sorry Jim, a butts' a butt. I'd rather have a good movie. Wink
Biggles   10-11-2005, 12:27 AM
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Snake Wrote:If that in any way refers to me...I'm completely lost.

No connection. It refers to a cartoon on the internet.

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