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Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - saynomore - 10-07-2005
Watched Into the Blue last night. Must say, it has a good storyline, great picture postcard backdrops, and some very nice acting. However, whenever possible, the cameraman keeps focussing on Jessica Alba's butt; it doesn't matter if it's relavent to the scene or not--there's a shot of her butt, whether she's napping or swimming underwater, and, of course, the camera lingers there. Not that it isn't a nice view, but what does it have to do with the movie? And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits. By this time I was laughing at the obvious exposure and overabundance of buttcheek.
So, the moral is: Into the Blue is a good movie without the butt shots, but it's a great movie if you like being mooned by Jessica Alba.
AC
P.S. On my way to see Wallace and Gromit. YES!!!
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - Kenji - 10-07-2005
saynomore Wrote:Watched Into the Blue last night. Must say, it has a good storyline, great picture postcard backdrops, and some very nice acting. However, whenever possible, the cameraman keeps focussing on Jessica Alba's butt; it doesn't matter if it's relavent to the scene or not--there's a shot of her butt, whether she's napping or swimming underwater, and, of course, the camera lingers there. Not that it isn't a nice view, but what does it have to do with the movie? And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits. By this time I was laughing at the obvious exposure and overabundance of buttcheek.
So, the moral is: Into the Blue is a good movie without the butt shots, but it's a great movie if you like being mooned by Jessica Alba.
AC
P.S. On my way to see Wallace and Gromit. YES!!!
Good review, saynomore! Now I really want to see this movie!!
P.S. I LOVE Wallace and Gromit, too!
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - Sam - 10-07-2005
saynomore Wrote:Watched Into the Blue last night. Must say, it has a good storyline, great picture postcard backdrops, and some very nice acting. However, whenever possible, the cameraman keeps focussing on Jessica Alba's butt; it doesn't matter if it's relavent to the scene or not--there's a shot of her butt, whether she's napping or swimming underwater, and, of course, the camera lingers there. Not that it isn't a nice view, but what does it have to do with the movie? And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits. By this time I was laughing at the obvious exposure and overabundance of buttcheek.
So, the moral is: Into the Blue is a good movie without the butt shots, but it's a great movie if you like being mooned by Jessica Alba.
AC
P.S. On my way to see Wallace and Gromit. YES!!!
I wonder if there will be a version of this film that just edits out the unneccesary footage such as anything other than her butt shots? *fingers tightly crossed*
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - KRW - 10-09-2005
Aw, from the title of this thread I thought it was gonna be multiple choice, not a discussion!
I was gonna vote for a. 
KRW
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - jimbow8 - 10-09-2005
KRW Wrote:Aw, from the title of this thread I thought it was gonna be multiple choice, not a discussion!I hope you mean B.
KRW
I much prefer B.
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - Biggles - 10-10-2005
saynomore Wrote:And if you haven't seen enough of her butt by the movie's end, well, surprize!, all the leftover footage of Jessica Alba's butt that wasn't used in the movie show up during the end credits.
A play on words?
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - Snake - 10-10-2005
Biggles Wrote:A play on words?
Biggles-
I've been away from the board for awhile and though Jessica Alba's butt is what caught my attention here, I noticed your signature or whatever the hell you want to call it.
Biggles Wrote:Apologies to Badger, Mushroom, and Snake
If that in any way refers to me...I'm completely lost.
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - KRW - 10-11-2005
Snake Wrote:Biggles-
I've been away from the board for awhile and though Jessica Alba's butt is what caught my attention here, I noticed your signature or whatever the hell you want to call it.
If that in any way refers to me...I'm completely lost.
Snakes back. I heard you was dead.
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - KRW - 10-11-2005
jimbow8 Wrote:I hope you mean B.
I much prefer B.
Sorry Jim, a butts' a butt. I'd rather have a good movie.
Into the Blue or Jessica Alba's Butt - Biggles - 10-11-2005
Snake Wrote:If that in any way refers to me...I'm completely lost.
No connection. It refers to a cartoon on the internet.