Other great book titles that we just don't see:
Reading for Dummies - uses international pictograms to explain how to use a book and what those smudges on the pages are for.
Women for Dummies - especially for that group of persons who just don't understand women. Includes a special section on gift buying and why a vacuum cleaner or lawn edger is not a good gift for your wife.
Cooking with the Antichrist - maybe better as a TV show. From the fires of Hell to the pit of your stomach, we're "Cooking with the Antichrist". Hi, I'm the Antichrist, and today we're making that most sinful dessert: Bombe aux Trois Chocolat.
Reality slips away from me further each day...
Hey, did you hear that Bush took decisive action today regarding "Scoter" Libby's outing of the CIA agent? Bush changed his nickname from Scoter to Squealer.
You really only need three things: WD-40, Duct Tape, and a pointy stick. If it's supposed to move and doesn't, use the WD-40. If it moves and isn't supposed to, use the Duct Tape. If you want it to move and it doesn't want to, use the pointy stick. The rest of life is easy.