Cthulhu for President!
Why vote for a lesser evil? I can think of none better than the
great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember,
Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?