GeraldRice   11-02-2010, 12:28 PM
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I have GOT to see this movie. When we were teenagers, my best friend and I toyed around with the idea of an evil Santa Claus, the real Cris Kringle. He was supposed to be a guy who would sneak into your house and steal your children, murder parents, etc. It looks like someone actually put the finishing touch on a 15+ year idea (I doubt we were really the first ones to think of it anyway).

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They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.

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The Mad American   11-02-2010, 12:30 PM
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GeraldRice Wrote:I have GOT to see this movie. When we were teenagers, my best friend and I toyed around with the idea of an evil Santa Claus, the real Cris Kringle. He was supposed to be a guy who would sneak into your house and steal your children, murder parents, etc. It looks like someone actually put the finishing touch on a 15+ year idea (I doubt we were really the first ones to think of it anyway).

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Haha. That could be awesome, or awesomely bad.

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