Funny title to this little Japanese horror flick, but after a good dose of gore, the movie goes porno. Teenage lesbians! They just escape from some zombies, strip and get it on. Then they're dressed and fighting zombies again. Then a flashback to some hetero sex. Now I like a nice sex scene as much as the next guy, but not in my zombie movies. And with a title like Attack Swim Team vs. The Undead, you'd expect a few laughs. Nope. They played the movie straight, so to speak. Very disappointed as Japanese horror is usually very creative. I give it a thumbs down, but if I were Hustler magazine I'd give it a ... uh, nevermind.

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