"Oh, shit! Little Blues is changing again!
Captain--alert the Avengers, and the Fantastic Four, and the X Men!"
"Yes, sir! Is Blues a threat to Humanity, sir? He looks like a scrawny, fucked-up yahoo. Sir?"
"Worse than that, Captain. Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty...he found a microphone..."
"If it comes to that, sir... An American soldier knows how to die. I have a frag, sir."
Too late!
"Hi, everybody! Great to see everybody tonight... Gonna start the show with a little Jimmy Webb medley... And try them lamb chops!"
(AND I WILL LEAD THE APPLAUSE, FOOL.--DR. ROMA)