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bones weep tedium   07-01-2008, 05:47 AM
#11
Here I was expecting an amusing story re: a stain in your brand new copy of By The Sword, and what I get instead is a faceful of 'Slaters' and 'purplish blotches' before I realise what's going on and click off.

You're a bad person, Lysistrata Wink j/k . . . or am I?????


I accidentally dropped a load of worthless change in the street. I was going to just leave it there but a burly policeman lumbered towards me and said, "You'd better pick that up, son."

I hate coppers.

[Image: smile-test.gif]"DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH.
LIBERTY IS A WELL-ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE."
Lysistrata   07-01-2008, 02:42 PM
#12
bones weep tedium Wrote:Here I was expecting an amusing story re: a stain in your brand new copy of By The Sword, and what I get instead is a faceful of 'Slaters' and 'purplish blotches' before I realise what's going on and click off.

You're a bad person, Lysistrata Wink j/k . . . or am I?????

How dreadful it must have been for you. I feel so guilty now. But how was I to imagine the horror I would bestow on you?

As Shakespeare would say, 'Thou knowest but little what awaitest thou 'round the corner, and the hand that counteth its chicken ere they be hatched oft times but doth slip on a banana skin'

Trying to be nice
bones weep tedium   07-02-2008, 04:38 AM
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Lysistrata Wrote:How dreadful it must have been for you. I feel so guilty now. But how was I to imagine the horror I would bestow on you?

As Shakespeare would say, 'Thou knowest but little what awaitest thou 'round the corner, and the hand that counteth its chicken ere they be hatched oft times but doth slip on a banana skin'

Is that quotation from Romeo & Juliet: The Musical?


I accidentally dropped a load of worthless change in the street. I was going to just leave it there but a burly policeman lumbered towards me and said, "You'd better pick that up, son."

I hate coppers.

[Image: smile-test.gif]"DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH.
LIBERTY IS A WELL-ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE."
Legion   07-02-2008, 12:36 PM
#14
You managed to find something nobody else on this board full o' Jack Addicts noticed! Confusedhocked:

Very Observant... almost too observant... *Writes in notebook "Must be sure to keep an eye on Lysistrata. Suspect to be an Otherness spy. I hope not. Disposing of the body of that last one was a real pain."*


Er... I mean... Welcome!

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Guns Don't Kill People, ATF Agents Do!
Lysistrata   07-02-2008, 01:14 PM
#15
bones weep tedium Wrote:Is that quotation from Romeo & Juliet: The Musical?


The Walt Disney version.

Trying to be nice
Lysistrata   07-02-2008, 01:48 PM
#16
Legion Wrote:*Writes in notebook "Must be sure to keep an eye on Lysistrata. Suspect to be an Otherness spy. I hope not. Disposing of the body of that last one was a real pain."*


Pn'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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Bluesman Mike Lindner   07-02-2008, 04:01 PM
#17
Lysistrata Wrote:Pn'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Are you a Lovecraft fan, Lysistrata? What's your favorite story of the writer who fought Poe to a standstill?
Lysistrata   07-02-2008, 04:17 PM
#18
Can't remember the title right now, but it deals with an American named Delapore who finds that his ancestors were Englishmen named de la Poer (allusion to Poe?). He comes back to England and settles in the old castle. Then...

If you have not read it I would hate to spoil it for you, because it is very neat.

What is your favorite story?

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Lysistrata   07-02-2008, 04:26 PM
#19
here it is - The rats in the walls

http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lov...ewalls.htm

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bones weep tedium   07-03-2008, 05:56 AM
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Lysistrata Wrote:here it is - The rats in the walls

http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lov...ewalls.htm

woah ---- thanks for the link! I hadnt read that before, and I really enjoyed it!
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I accidentally dropped a load of worthless change in the street. I was going to just leave it there but a burly policeman lumbered towards me and said, "You'd better pick that up, son."

I hate coppers.

[Image: smile-test.gif]"DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH.
LIBERTY IS A WELL-ARMED LAMB CONTESTING THE VOTE."
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