GeraldRice   03-03-2008, 06:49 PM
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Anyone hear about the spin-off series to Masters of Horror? Sounds like a pretty interesting line up.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35827

They passed an old woman who was just opening the door of a brown Cadillac. An old man was already sitting in the passenger seat. The car had a personalized plate with the letters “J-U-S-P-R-A-Y”.
“That stuff work?” Israel said to her.
“‘Scuse me?” the little old woman said, clutching her keys.
“The spray. Does it keep them away?”
“Keep who away?” She looked confused.
“I gotcha.” Israel gave her a conspiratorial wink.

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Bluesman Mike Lindner   03-03-2008, 07:27 PM
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GeraldRice Wrote:Anyone hear about the spin-off series to Masters of Horror? Sounds like a pretty interesting line up.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35827

It does seem interesting, Gerald, but something about the phrase "fun-filled
terror" strikes me as not...quite...right...

See, as we know, "terror" has its own charms, much different from "fun." "Terror" is when you sit on the couch with your sweetie, watching a scary movie on the tube, each with a Louisville Slugger clutched in white-knuckled mitts. Sneaking a peek at the monstrous action once in awhile, screaming when appropriate, blubbering with fear when necessary. (That's generally me.)

"The power's gone out, baby! All over the city!"
"S-s-s-so how come the tv's still on?"
(Together) "AAIIEEEEE!"

And the rats in the walls? We know all about them. They're =always= ready to laugh and applaud any strange shit going down.
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