mike36799   12-03-2007, 03:00 AM
#1
I went to see Hitman this week in theatres. This movie was created off a hit video game which dayviewed on the PC. The actual concept revolves around a man that has to do certain hitman jobs. What made it unique was the ability to alter endings, another words there were several tactics to winning a level.

Seeing the movie I did not have a high expectation, but this movie did not even meet this low of a standard. The plot, and acting were both terrible and almost unwatchable. The acting was so unbearable I couldn't tell if they were talking slow on purpose or reading off cue cards. As for the plot, it was confusing and torturous. I found myself wondering what was going on, and eventually was just praying the ending credits would roll.

If you were planning on seeing this, please spare yourself the mental anguish. I just went into the threatre unplanned, otherwise I would have caught a review. Basically, if you didn't get what I was saying, "DONT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!" :mad:

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Sigokat   12-03-2007, 11:00 AM
#2
mike36799 Wrote:I went to see Hitman this week in theatres. This movie was created off a hit video game which dayviewed on the PC. The actual concept revolves around a man that has to do certain hitman jobs. What made it unique was the ability to alter endings, another words there were several tactics to winning a level.

Seeing the movie I did not have a high expectation, but this movie did not even meet this low of a standard. The plot, and acting were both terrible and almost unwatchable. The acting was so unbearable I couldn't tell if they were talking slow on purpose or reading off cue cards. As for the plot, it was confusing and torturous. I found myself wondering what was going on, and eventually was just praying the ending credits would roll.

If you were planning on seeing this, please spare yourself the mental anguish. I just went into the threatre unplanned, otherwise I would have caught a review. Basically, if you didn't get what I was saying, "DONT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!" :mad:

I only played the original Hitman on PC and that was a demo if I remember correctly. But isn't Agent 47 supposed to be some sort of clone or something? Would that account for the slow talking? Just curious.

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Oxenberger   12-03-2007, 08:40 PM
#3
Sounds like an instant classic....
jaybird   12-07-2007, 12:42 AM
#4
sigokat Wrote:I only played the original Hitman on PC and that was a demo if I remember correctly. But isn't Agent 47 supposed to be some sort of clone or something? Would that account for the slow talking? Just curious.
This may make me sound like a real geek but, I played all of those games on PS2 when they were out. I'm real sceptical about seeing anymore movies based off of Video games. I went to see Tomb Raider when it came out. Having played all those games as well, THE MOVIE SUCKED!!!! There was no reference to the game or gameplay at all. I was really pissed at the directors and producers for not rewarding the long time players of the game with some goodies from the game. Whew.... Okay, I'm better now. On with life.

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