Every morning, every morning, I grind the coffee beans. I have 1/2 cup of oatmeal with 1 cup water. Microwave for 2 minutes. 11 seconds before it's done, I start the coffee maker. I add 1/2 cup skim milk and 1/4 cup of raisins to the oatmeal. When I'm done eating the oatmeal, the coffee's ready. EVERY MORNING. Then, when I'm away, Barbara goes shopping alone and buys Raisin Bran (Kellogg's, it was on sale) freakin' Raisin Bran! Has the world gone insane! Must everything change? In a cold sweat, I go to the RJ site: it'll always be there, always be the same. I'll be OK, yes OK. AAARGGHHHHH!!! It's changed! I stuff a box of Raisin Bran into the CD-ROM. Still not what I'm used to! It's all different and scarry. I look in the mirror. I'm sure that I look a bit fuzzy around the edges.
Change is good. Yes, that's it: change good. I'll be OK. You'll see. No, really. I like it. Change good.
You really only need three things: WD-40, Duct Tape, and a pointy stick. If it's supposed to move and doesn't, use the WD-40. If it moves and isn't supposed to, use the Duct Tape. If you want it to move and it doesn't want to, use the pointy stick. The rest of life is easy.