OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen in years. Priceless. So many great lines, I've got to see it again.
"Let me be the first to fellate you," as an ass-kissing congratulations. Brilliant!
That's twice in one day that you've made my day, Marc. Thanks!
Reading is freedom.
The mind soars, no earthly cares,
no limitations.
A Maggers Haiku, 2005
Years ago my mother used to say to me... "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
Well, for years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.
You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd