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Abes Race? - WS4201 - 05-19-2008

My friend and I are having an argument about what Abes race is. Anybody know?


Abes Race? - Wapitikev - 05-19-2008

WS4201 Wrote:My friend and I are having an argument about what Abes race is. Anybody know?

Abe Grossman is a (non-practising, if memory serves) Jewish human male, as stated in the novels.

I hope this helps.

-Wapitikev


Abes Race? - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 05-19-2008

WS4201 Wrote:My friend and I are having an argument about what Abes race is. Anybody know?

What, there was a question about this? Gevalt! Abe customarily speaks in NY Jewish patois. Who could not know this? WS4201, you and your friend, you should maybe find better topics to argue about. Like, where does your lap go when you stand up?


Abes Race? - fpw - 05-19-2008

WS4201 Wrote:My friend and I are having an argument about what Abes race is. Anybody know?

[SIZE="3"]He prefers the NY marathon over the Boston.[/SIZE]


Abes Race? - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 05-19-2008

fpw Wrote:[SIZE="3"]He prefers the NY marathon over the Boston.[/SIZE]

Hey, this guy's a regular Henny Youngman!:p


Abes Race? - jimbow8 - 05-19-2008

Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:What, there was a question about this? Gevalt! Abe customarily speaks in NY Jewish patois. Who could not know this?

I've never heard (nor hear OF) NY Jewish Pattoys. :p


Abes Race? - fpw - 05-19-2008

Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Hey, this guy's a regular Henny Youngman!:p
[SIZE="3"]
Yeah. I just made a killing in the stock market. I shot my broker.

My wife and I had to get remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Take my-- (stops self)[/SIZE]


Abes Race? - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 05-19-2008

fpw Wrote:[SIZE="3"]
Yeah. I just made a killing in the stock market. I shot my broker.

My wife and I had to get remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Take my-- (stops self)[/SIZE]

SAUL: More! More!
SARAH: I don't know why you're making a fool of yourself, shouting for that comedian.
SAUL: You said you didn't like the food, right? Well, we should get =something= out of this vacation.
SARAH: Honestly, I don't know why I married you. Waiter! Another whiskey sour, please.


Abes Race? - Ken Valentine - 05-19-2008

WS4201 Wrote:My friend and I are having an argument about what Abes race is. Anybody know?

Human. He's a member of the human race. What other race is there?

Ken V.


Abes Race? - fpw - 05-19-2008

[SIZE="3"]When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny[/SIZE]