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25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - Susan - 07-23-2006

Here is my list:

  1. When people return from the grocery store, they always have one large paper bag with a baguet of french bread. Oh, and there's some green carrot top/lettuce stuff poking out of the bag too.
  2. Nobody ever finishes their breakfast in movies.
  3. Women sleep with makeup on and wake up with it on too.
  4. In teen horror movies, some idiot always decides to split up the group and look for the bad guy. How stupid is that?
Susan


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - fpw - 07-23-2006

Susan Wrote:Here is my list:

  1. When people return from the grocery store, they always have one large paper bag with a baguet of french bread. Oh, and there's some green carrot top/lettuce stuff poking out of the bag too.
  2. Nobody ever finishes their breakfast in movies.
  3. Women sleep with makeup on and wake up with it on too.
  4. In teen horror movies, some idiot always decides to split up the group and look for the bad guy. How stupid is that?
Susan

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Don't forget the fish tank -- its chances of being smashed are directly proportional to its size.[/SIZE]


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - Paul R - 07-23-2006

jimbow8 Wrote:13. If someone dies with their eyes open, someone will close them by effortlessly moving their hand over the deceased face — and they will remain tightly shut.
Is this not the case then? Do they spring open again? Is it actually difficult to close a dead person's eyes?


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - jimbow8 - 07-23-2006

fpw Wrote:[SIZE="3"]Mine too. Maybe it's a Northeast thing.[/SIZE]
Nope, Midwest does it, too. The guy must use a crappy Chinese carry-out place.


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - XamberB - 07-23-2006

jimbow8 Wrote:Nope, Midwest does it, too. The guy must use a crappy Chinese carry-out place.
San Francisco did it too.

Hazel


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - SDSwami - 07-23-2006

jimbow8 Wrote:Nope, Midwest does it, too. The guy must use a crappy Chinese carry-out place.

Speaking of the writing on the side, what does it really say? How do I know it doesn't say something like "Dog Parts" on the side?


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - Maggers - 07-23-2006

While Chinese take in NY used to have the white boxes with the little metal handles, more often than not nowadays take out comes in rectangle aluminium bottoms with plastic tops.

With the see through tops, you can see the leftovers turning to mush in your fridge.


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - Maggers - 07-23-2006

fpw Wrote:[SIZE="3"]
Don't forget the fish tank -- its chances of being smashed are directly proportional to its size.[/SIZE]

Along the same line, car chases must involve fruit stands and push carts, flying watermelons and smashing canteloupe.

In an Arabic country, the car chase must run through the open market with live poultry in peril.


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - XamberB - 07-23-2006

How about the endless movies with the prostitute with the heart of gold?


25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again - XamberB - 07-23-2006

jimbow8 Wrote:25 Cinematic Cliches I Never Wanna See Again by Robin Bougie
18. Young gorgeous women constantly falling in love with men much, much older than they are. In other words: Fuck you Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood.
I'll have to disagree with this one. When I was young (many, many moons ago) I only dated men much older than myself. In fact, my husband was exactly 28-1/2 years older than me, but we were perfect together. Better 14 years of happiness than a lifetime in a miserable marriage.

Hazel Stone
Intrepid Girl Engineer