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The 5000th Thread - webby - 03-02-2007
Biggles Wrote:...Why is it that we can never seem to stay focused on one topic?
They say I have A.D.H.D. they just don't understand... Oh look, a chicken!
The 5000th Thread - webby - 03-02-2007
Ken Valentine Wrote:Did I mention that when my eyebrows are long enough for a comb-back, I plan to dye them carrot red?
Ken V.
![[Image: eek2.gif]](http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r304/webby65/smilies/eek2.gif)
yikes.
The 5000th Thread - Maggers - 03-02-2007
webby Wrote:
Yikes is right. I bet Paul is rolling his eyes reading this thread wondering how it went so wrong....so wrong....especially since he began it.
Someone, I forget who, said a long time ago that we're people who love bright shiny things....just dangle a little something in front of our eyes, and we're off to the races.
The 5000th Thread - Ken Valentine - 03-02-2007
Maggers Wrote:Someone, I forget who, said a long time ago that we're people who love bright shiny things....
Kinda like squirrels . . . or is it pack rats?
Ken V.
The 5000th Thread - Jay #1 - 03-02-2007
*snort* i have it. Though I have more control these days.
You say, "Oh look a chicken"
when I was a kid it was "Oh look a chicken. Here chicken. Is that a worm? I like worms. Aw the chicken laid an egg, can I have some scrambled eggs mommy? Ooh, star trek is on"
webby Wrote:They say I have A.D.H.D. they just don't understand... Oh look, a chicken!
The 5000th Thread - Scott Miller - 03-02-2007
Auskar Wrote:AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
I use my beard trimmer (occasionally) for the same thing. Gotsta get rid of those wild hairs that SPROUT like skinny beanstalks to nowwhere.
I'll never slip NOW, though. Not after your story.
I didn't really slip, my guard didn't work properly so it can still be a safe practice. And SPROUT they do. You'd think you might notice them growing, but no, suddenly you wake up with a wind-blown woolly caterpillar over your eyes.
Maggers Wrote:Scott, that's hilarious. Which half, the outer or the inner?
It was the inner part of above my right eye. Thankfully my hair is pretty fine and it wasn't that noticeable unless you were really looking. One of the few times my astonishing good looks weren't a blessing.
The 5000th Thread - Scott Miller - 03-02-2007
Whats up, playahs. Sorry, just saw my Ali G Show and this thread kinda reminds me of one of his interviews.
What do people got against bright, shiny things anyway; I say lets form a bright, shiny things advocacy group. We'll be B.right A.nd S.hiny T.hings A.re R.eally D.ecent S.
The 5000th Thread - Dave F - 03-02-2007
Ken Valentine Wrote:Wine? Cheese? Please tell me you don't drive a Volvo. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
Ken V.
I used to!
But I traded for a Zafira
Jsut call me family man
And yes I have some slippers - but no pipe
The 5000th Thread - webby - 03-02-2007
Ken Valentine Wrote:Kinda like squirrels . . . or is it pack rats?
Ken V.
Or magpies?
I love shiny things.
The 5000th Thread - Maggers - 03-02-2007
webby Wrote:Or magpies?
I love shiny things.
Hey, look over there! It's a shiny chicken!