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Can we ban Jesus please? - Brian - 01-21-2010
Go for it Tony, show him what for.
Can we ban Jesus please? - Tony H - 01-21-2010
So, guess who had the nerve to show up here at work? That's right...one minute I am sitting in my office all by myself then the next thing I know I get a sandal to the face. which was confusing because the door was locked and I didn't hear him come in.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
Can we ban Jesus please? - Brian - 01-21-2010
AsMoral Wrote:Bastard.
Well technically, he has a mother and two fathers.
just saying
Can we ban Jesus please? - Sigokat - 01-21-2010
that's just gross
Can we ban Jesus please? - The Mad American - 01-21-2010
AsMoral Wrote:So, guess who had the nerve to show up here at work? That's right...one minute I am sitting in my office all by myself then the next thing I know I get a sandal to the face. which was confusing because the door was locked and I didn't hear him come in.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
The worst thing, you think you got the upper hand on him by taking him out and, voila'! The freak pops up again and starts all over again.
Can we ban Jesus please? - cobalt - 01-21-2010
sal roma Wrote:i certainly appreciate "dumb and dumber" references!You resemble them both...don't you!?
Can we ban Jesus please? - GeraldRice - 01-22-2010
AsMoral Wrote:So, guess who had the nerve to show up here at work? That's right...one minute I am sitting in my office all by myself then the next thing I know I get a sandal to the face. which was confusing because the door was locked and I didn't hear him come in.
I stood up and there he is, hovering in the upper corner where the wall meets the ceiling.
I tried to bob and weave but he is a spry little fucker.
Everytime I got close enough to make contact he would disappear then reappear behind me. For such a little guy he has a killer sleeper hold.
I am now just moving around again.
I guess there is a reason they call him the holy "ghost".
Bastard.
Well, technically the Holy Ghost is like... is like his brother, or his cousin. They're related, but not the same. Sum'n.
Can we ban Jesus please? - sal roma - 01-22-2010
cobalt79 Wrote:You resemble them both...don't you!?ooohhhh... i just got served.... BAM!
Can we ban Jesus please? - cobalt - 01-22-2010
Taking aim.
Can we ban Jesus please? - sal roma - 01-22-2010
cobalt79 Wrote:Taking aim.i got my blitzkrieg shoes on.. ooooh, i'm so quick.