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CSI Miami - fpw - 08-10-2004 Lisa Wrote:Emily Procter ... wild sex on the centrifuge or something. Why am I thinking that Robt. Williams should paint this? Lisa Wrote:Who's with me on this? I'm not sure what you mean by "with you," but count me in. CSI Miami - Kenji - 10-02-2005 Now I'm watching CSI Miami 1st season. I feel this show is gloomy touch. I prefer "CSI:Las Vegas". But I'll continue to see it. CSI Miami - Kenji - 10-02-2005 Lisa Wrote:I think my Queen and I should invent a television series. Surely one of the big four would buy it, if they're running this crap. How about "CSI:New England"...? CSI Miami - Maggers - 10-04-2005 Lisa Wrote:. They could have wild sex on the centrifuge or something. Who's with me on this? WARNING....MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER..... In laundromats in days of old, they had a machine called The Extractor, in essence, a big centrifuge. It spun violently and extracted water from clothes that had just been laundered. It was the step in between the washing machine and dryer. Well, The Extractor was a large round machine that vibrated a lot...A LOT. It was my job to do the laundry for my family of 6. Lots of loads, lots of extracting, lots of vibrating, and if I leaned just so.... Does that count as sex on the centrifuge? To this day, laundry is my favorite chore. CSI Miami - Lisa - 10-04-2005 Kenji Wrote:How about "CSI:New England"...? Haha! Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't be as exciting as CSI: Miami. It'd go something like this: CSI: So, Mr. O'Malley, what exactly were you doing when you discovered the body? O'Malley: Well, me-in-my buds wah wicked hawt so we went down the pawnd and that's whayah we foundah. CSI: Foundah? O'Malley: Yeah, it was wicked pissah! CSI: Huh? O'Malley: Wha? CSI: Um. We found one of your friends' prints on the body. O'Malley: Yeah, that bonah, he's a retahd, we TOLD him nawta touchah! CSI: Do you realize that disturbing a crime scene is a punishable offense? O'Malley: I know!! The Pats suck without Charlie Weis. Jeeeeeeez. CSI: We'll need DNA samples from you and your friends. O'Malley: *blank stare* CSI: *pulling out swab* Here, just let me... O'Malley: Whattaya gay uh sumthin?! Quayah! CSI: I have a warrant to... O'Malley: Whatevah, man. I gawta hit the road, I'm wicked late. Cawl me laydah right? CSI: Mr. O'Malley, we're not finished here. O'Malley: Sorry, man, the packie closes in an owah and I gawta take the T from heah ta Reveeyah. CSI: But... O'Malley: *exiting* Laydah! CSI Miami - jimbow8 - 10-04-2005 Wicked funny, Lisa!! CSI Miami - Kenji - 10-05-2005 Lisa Wrote:Haha! Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't be as exciting as CSI: Miami. It'd go something like this: Ha ha ha!!! That's hilarious! This is better than CSI:Miami. You have a talent, Lisa! CSI Miami - Susan - 10-05-2005 Lisa Wrote:Haha! Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't be as exciting as CSI: Miami. It'd go something like this: That was a thing of beauty, my Queen! You ah wicked retahded! Susan CSI Miami - The Mad American - 10-05-2005 Very funny stuff Lisa. A few years ago I was working on a project in Hudson Mass. where Intel was converting a Digital fab into one of theirs. First day I got there I was trying to get my group organized as it was a ClusterF**k and thats why I was sent there. I asked one of the locals where the head technician was because he wasn't at our morning meeting. The guy with the total New England accent told me' "He's pahking the caw phakha...." or something like that....I gathered that he said he was parking the car, but I thought the last part was some sort of term for the car or how it was being parked. Didn't hit me until about an hour later that the guy had called me a F**ker. Needless to say he didn't last long when I started cleaning house. CSI Miami - dejo - 10-05-2005 Lisa, that was high-larious! So, anyone for CSI:Saskatoon? |