https://repairmanjack.com/forum/ Sun, 05 Apr 2026 20:54:18 +0000 MyBB https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5182.html Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:46:28 +0000 Keith the Elder]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5182.html Can anyone help me, please?]]> Can anyone help me, please?]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5135.html Thu, 01 Mar 2018 20:51:11 +0000 NewYorkjoe]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5135.html
There was this guy who worked for a three-letter agency (which shall remain nameless) posted TDY to Amsterdam. He had a penchant for the ladies, so he cruised the areas where ladies-of-the-evening displayed their wares in windows. He became a frequent customer of one particular lady, so much so, that they began dating and she didn't even charge him!

(Now, here I would have become suspicious, but this guy imagined he was God's gift to women and was flattered.)

She even arranged for and paid for their hotel room in advance. This went on for over a week, then one night, she asked if she could tie him to the bed. Nothing loath, he agreed, looking forward to a kinky encounter. However, what he got was not what he wanted!

After he was bound and helpless, she put on her clothes and left, despite his entreaties. As soon as she closed the door, a closet burst open and a naked man, wearing only a Batman mask jumped out. "Batman" proceeded to have his way with the hapless victim repeatedly and at length, leaving him bound and helpless (and sore) the next morning.

Our victim, naturally, never was able to find his erstwhile girlfriend again, as she was probably enjoying a vacation thanks to "Batman," and he realized who had been paying for their hotel trysts all along, and observing the action from the closet.

Unfortunately, our victim made the mistake of confiding the occurrence to a "friend" at this same, nameless three-letter agency, who, though sworn to secrecy, found it to be too good a tale to keep. So, often when the victim walked down the halls, he had the old Batman theme from TV as background.
NYj]]>
There was this guy who worked for a three-letter agency (which shall remain nameless) posted TDY to Amsterdam. He had a penchant for the ladies, so he cruised the areas where ladies-of-the-evening displayed their wares in windows. He became a frequent customer of one particular lady, so much so, that they began dating and she didn't even charge him!

(Now, here I would have become suspicious, but this guy imagined he was God's gift to women and was flattered.)

She even arranged for and paid for their hotel room in advance. This went on for over a week, then one night, she asked if she could tie him to the bed. Nothing loath, he agreed, looking forward to a kinky encounter. However, what he got was not what he wanted!

After he was bound and helpless, she put on her clothes and left, despite his entreaties. As soon as she closed the door, a closet burst open and a naked man, wearing only a Batman mask jumped out. "Batman" proceeded to have his way with the hapless victim repeatedly and at length, leaving him bound and helpless (and sore) the next morning.

Our victim, naturally, never was able to find his erstwhile girlfriend again, as she was probably enjoying a vacation thanks to "Batman," and he realized who had been paying for their hotel trysts all along, and observing the action from the closet.

Unfortunately, our victim made the mistake of confiding the occurrence to a "friend" at this same, nameless three-letter agency, who, though sworn to secrecy, found it to be too good a tale to keep. So, often when the victim walked down the halls, he had the old Batman theme from TV as background.
NYj]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5134.html Wed, 07 Feb 2018 19:12:19 +0000 NewYorkjoe]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5134.html
NYj]]>
NYj]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5131.html Wed, 24 Jan 2018 21:34:48 +0000 NewYorkjoe]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5131.html
"I was born on a British ship on the Irish Sea, between Ireland and England. Because I was born under the British flag, I was a British citizen, which angered my father, a staunch IRA supporter (When I wanted to get his goat, I would get a block or two away and yell "God save the king, then run like Helll!).

I became a captain of merchant ships and ran guns for the IRA during the fight against the British for independence. Eventually, I was caught and sent to prison on the Isle of Man. After a couple months, the armistice was signed and I was released, but I was told that I had lost my British citizenship and could never set foot on British soil again.

In 1940, my ship was docked in Liverpool, when the request was broadcast for volunteers to sail to Dunkirk and rescue the British troops trapped there (Operation Dynamo). When I volunteered to take my privately owned boat to Dunkirk, two Special Branch (Scotland Yard) detectives came to my ship and escorted me to my boat. I made six round trips and was given a certificate by the British government.

Many years later, a relative who had died in England left me a bequest and I visited the British embassy to obtain a visa. The visa official turned down my request, citing the terms of my prison release. I pleaded, "But, I have this certificate from the government for my service during the Dunkirk evacuation. Doesn't one hand wash the other?" He shook his head and said, "No, I'm afraid not." "You mean the lion never forgets, don't you?" And, at this he nodded and smiled."

NYj]]>
"I was born on a British ship on the Irish Sea, between Ireland and England. Because I was born under the British flag, I was a British citizen, which angered my father, a staunch IRA supporter (When I wanted to get his goat, I would get a block or two away and yell "God save the king, then run like Helll!).

I became a captain of merchant ships and ran guns for the IRA during the fight against the British for independence. Eventually, I was caught and sent to prison on the Isle of Man. After a couple months, the armistice was signed and I was released, but I was told that I had lost my British citizenship and could never set foot on British soil again.

In 1940, my ship was docked in Liverpool, when the request was broadcast for volunteers to sail to Dunkirk and rescue the British troops trapped there (Operation Dynamo). When I volunteered to take my privately owned boat to Dunkirk, two Special Branch (Scotland Yard) detectives came to my ship and escorted me to my boat. I made six round trips and was given a certificate by the British government.

Many years later, a relative who had died in England left me a bequest and I visited the British embassy to obtain a visa. The visa official turned down my request, citing the terms of my prison release. I pleaded, "But, I have this certificate from the government for my service during the Dunkirk evacuation. Doesn't one hand wash the other?" He shook his head and said, "No, I'm afraid not." "You mean the lion never forgets, don't you?" And, at this he nodded and smiled."

NYj]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5130.html Thu, 18 Jan 2018 16:07:13 +0000 NewYorkjoe]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5130.html
I was curious since I've never met my actual, biological father.

Results:

Great Britain: 33%
Ireland/Scotland/Wales: 25%
Scandinavia: 22%
Europe East: 13%
European Jewish: 3%

No German or Cherokee at all! Also, they tell me I have a first cousin who also had his DNA tested.

All this info from a small vial of spit!

NYj]]>
I was curious since I've never met my actual, biological father.

Results:

Great Britain: 33%
Ireland/Scotland/Wales: 25%
Scandinavia: 22%
Europe East: 13%
European Jewish: 3%

No German or Cherokee at all! Also, they tell me I have a first cousin who also had his DNA tested.

All this info from a small vial of spit!

NYj]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5114.html Tue, 04 Apr 2017 14:47:21 +0000 johntfs]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5114.html
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/q-w...shop-and-c

just look at those weird, beautifully ugly things! When the Ally and the Otherness gamble for control of a reality, these are the dice they use.]]>
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/q-w...shop-and-c

just look at those weird, beautifully ugly things! When the Ally and the Otherness gamble for control of a reality, these are the dice they use.]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5102.html Fri, 24 Jun 2016 09:42:22 +0000 elynsaks]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5102.html https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5097.html Tue, 12 Apr 2016 01:38:28 +0000 t4terrific]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5097.html
Ken V crossed my mind today, and it occurred to me that this was once an extremely active forum.

It seems pretty dead, but I wonder who's still keeping up.]]>
Ken V crossed my mind today, and it occurred to me that this was once an extremely active forum.

It seems pretty dead, but I wonder who's still keeping up.]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5096.html Wed, 02 Mar 2016 17:29:57 +0000 godhatestriffids]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5096.html
We thought he was a smart man, but this carelessness and general disregard for mankind puts him dead center in "Enemy to Humanity" bulls-eye!

Now, it appears that he has tossed the body of one of his plants into the reservoir! Why not burn it Mr. Wilson? Why not turn it into compost? Do you have any idea what you have done? This is the start of the end! We ALWAYS assumed the end would come from New Jersey, just not like this. We assumed it was coming in the form of Chris Christie winning the Republican party nomination.

We don't understand why anyone would want to keep these plants as "pets". They are hideous, vile, and disgusting. They make the most annoying sounds. They are the pug of the plant world.

We warn you, find your plants and destroy them...burn them!

For more information, please visit our blog: https://triffidsmustdie.wordpress.com/]]>
We thought he was a smart man, but this carelessness and general disregard for mankind puts him dead center in "Enemy to Humanity" bulls-eye!

Now, it appears that he has tossed the body of one of his plants into the reservoir! Why not burn it Mr. Wilson? Why not turn it into compost? Do you have any idea what you have done? This is the start of the end! We ALWAYS assumed the end would come from New Jersey, just not like this. We assumed it was coming in the form of Chris Christie winning the Republican party nomination.

We don't understand why anyone would want to keep these plants as "pets". They are hideous, vile, and disgusting. They make the most annoying sounds. They are the pug of the plant world.

We warn you, find your plants and destroy them...burn them!

For more information, please visit our blog: https://triffidsmustdie.wordpress.com/]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5094.html Fri, 26 Feb 2016 16:10:43 +0000 Keith the Elder]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5094.html
I guess not many, because that Day was in the 60's and most were blind.]]>
I guess not many, because that Day was in the 60's and most were blind.]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5078.html Sun, 17 May 2015 17:52:07 +0000 IanSF]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5078.html ]]> ]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5063.html Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:25:41 +0000 allyn666]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5063.html
I recommend: Serial, This American Life, Radiolab, Invisibilia.]]>
I recommend: Serial, This American Life, Radiolab, Invisibilia.]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5050.html Sun, 18 Jan 2015 22:05:39 +0000 DaveStrorm]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5050.html
I sure hope your recovery is as quick and painless as possible. And I hope it has not caused too much interference in your writing output!]]>
I sure hope your recovery is as quick and painless as possible. And I hope it has not caused too much interference in your writing output!]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5042.html Thu, 01 Jan 2015 17:55:58 +0000 rjack_fan]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5042.html
Any resolutions or goals you want to share?

I'm hoping to finally finish the home renovations. We've spent 3 years, and a lot of energy, dealing with planned and unplanned projects. They need to be Done or I may not end this year with my sanity (or spouse, lol!).]]>
Any resolutions or goals you want to share?

I'm hoping to finally finish the home renovations. We've spent 3 years, and a lot of energy, dealing with planned and unplanned projects. They need to be Done or I may not end this year with my sanity (or spouse, lol!).]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5041.html Sat, 27 Dec 2014 05:05:35 +0000 rjack_fan]]> https://repairmanjack.com/forum/thread-5041.html
Anyone here get new books? I sent my nephew Good Omens and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (he already has the YA Jack books, I sent personalized copies as they came out).]]>
Anyone here get new books? I sent my nephew Good Omens and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (he already has the YA Jack books, I sent personalized copies as they came out).]]>