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Who WOULDN'T you want to see play in the RJ movie? - NickelobLight - 04-04-2008
I've been reading you all's dream casts. Now I'm curious who your nightmare cast would be? Who would be the worst possible people to play Jack & friends? How could Hollywood ruin the movie before it ever got started, just because they wanted to put in popular names that just wouldn't fit? Here's my picks:
Jack=The Rock, Vin Diesel, Ashton Kutscher (sp?), Will Smith, Sean William Scott, Nicholas Cage, Ben Stiller
Abe=Tom Green, Jimmy Kimmel, Jason Mewes, Anthony Anderson, Sam Elliot, (that actually might be pretty cool though), Ben Stiller
Gia=Tara Reid, Renee Zelwegger, (sp? also, does she always look like she just bit into a lemon?), Rosario Dawson
Julio=Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, George Lopez, Bernie Mac
Kusum=Ben Stiller, (I just can't stand him), Jet Li, Michael Madsen, the guy from Harold & Kumar
Kolobati=Sandra Oh, (don't like her much either), Maggie Gylenhall, (sp?), Marisa Tomei, Angelina Jolie, (she's in everything!)
So there you go. The worst possible casting ideas for the upcoming RJ movie, (in my humble opinion). Can you imagine Dan LaFontaine saying "If you see one movie this summer, see The Tomb. With The Rock, Anthony Anderson, Tara Reid, Ben Stiller, Jet Li, and starring Angelina Jolie. See the movie that has young 19 & 20 year olds writhing in anticipation. See The Tomb." Ugh. I mean, come on. Hollywood almost put Vin Diesel in the role of Agent 47 in Hitman. I wouldn't put anything past them.
Thoughts?
Who WOULDN'T you want to see play in the RJ movie? - Aprilis - 04-04-2008
worst = tom cruise in any role
Who WOULDN'T you want to see play in the RJ movie? - Kenji - 04-05-2008
Aprilis Wrote:worst = tom cruise in any role
More worst = directed by Tom Cruise. :p
Who WOULDN'T you want to see play in the RJ movie? - DogWoman - 04-05-2008
Kenji Wrote:More worst = directed by Tom Cruise. :p
Or directed by Kevin Kostner...
Who WOULDN'T you want to see play in the RJ movie? - cobalt - 04-05-2008
Cheech Marin as Julio......with Low Rider playing in the backround.
Who WOULDN'T you want to see play in the RJ movie? - Wapitikev - 04-06-2008
Jack: [there are so many!] ...anyone with the last name Aflec, Ben's sidekick Damon, Colin Farrel, Klive Owen, Johnny Depp, Paul Walker, Scott Caan, Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, some others already mentioned. [just thought of another couple good possibilities for Jack, check RR Will Be Jack for the new post]
Gia: Katee Sackhoff, anyone with the last name Cruz, Kiera Knightly, Cameron Diaz, Jodie Foster, Uma Therman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Claire Danes, Cate Blanchett, some others already mentioned.
Vicky: anyone with the last name Fanning.
Abe: Tom Arnold, Rick Ducommun, some others already mentioned.
Kusum: Yes, Kal Pen (Kumar from Harold and Kumar) would indeed be a travesty! Some others already mentioned, anyone who does not have East Indian roots (give Boollywood a CHANCE, People!).
Kolobati: Selma Hayak, Katherine Zeta Jones, Michelle Rodriguez anyone with the last name Cruz [does anyone sense a trend here?], anyone who does not have East Indian roots (give Boollywood a CHANCE, People!).
Julio: Al Pacino, Andy Garcia, Paul Rodriguez, John Leguizamo, some others already mentioned.
-Wapitikev