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Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - GeraldRice - 08-17-2007
These are old, but they're new to me:
1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
2. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."
3. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."
4. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"
6. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."
7. "Whoa, time out Honey; football is on."
8. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."
9. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
10. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."
Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - Biggles - 08-17-2007
GeraldRice Wrote:These are old, but they're new to me:
1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
2. "Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off."
3. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."
4. "Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"
6. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."
7. "Whoa, time out Honey; football is on."
8. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning."
9. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"
10. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded."
They're new to you? Aren't you married? Number 4, BTW, is just about guaranteed to leave you with a high squeeky voice.
Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - Scott Miller - 08-17-2007
Biggles Wrote:They're new to you? Aren't you married? Number 4, BTW, is just about guaranteed to leave you with a high squeeky voice.
Hence your falsetto?
Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - cobalt - 08-17-2007
Funny...LOL. There's a version for the ladies responses....and their version of a list. I'll try and find it. It's funnier and x rated....so be warned.
Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - webby - 08-17-2007
And number 11 - guaranteed to give new meaning ( and possibly truth!) to the phrase, "if looks could kill"...
You're just like your mother.
Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - BK Akitas - 08-21-2007
I divorced mine by #8, lucky for him since he'd have been ....dead wrong....about #10!
Ten Things You Never Say to a Woman During an Argument - phoenix rising - 08-24-2007
A sure way to end up on the next episode of cops.......