phoenix rising Wrote:Oops sorry folks seems I've made the dumb lug a little =too= smart one moment whilst I remedy that little error. *and poof Blues is back to normal withno memory of the event*

Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Uh, hi, everybody! This here is phoenix! Ain't she something? We're gonna do some magic for you! You folks can ask questions! And when phoenix hits me in the head with her Louisville Slugger, I will answer them! No tricks! Right here in the open!

phoenix rising Wrote:"Yep,that's right folks, you ask and I bash him in the head, no tricks, really!"
*looks to the audience for questions*

Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Uh, Mike...why do you do this shit?
HEY, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION! YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY
A savage blow to Little Mike's skull
LET'S HEAR SOME QUESTIONS! HEY, YOU WANT PI TO EIGHTY DIGITS?
Another crushing blow
HEY, YOU WANT PI TO TWENTY DIGITS?

phoenix rising Wrote:A small woman in the audience pipes up "Wy don't you pick on someone your own size lady?"

Phoenix eyes her maniaclly as she bashes Mike again.
Mike looks at her, dazed. "You are her size she could always pick on you."

Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:That's right!
Little Mike, his head now in the size and shape of a rotten Halloween pumpkin, roars to the crowd, "TEN DIGITS! I WILL GIVE YOU PI TO TEN BADASS DIGITS!"

phoenix rising Wrote:3.141592653" he yells as loud as he can to the crowd.
"Amazing." someone whispers near the front row. "hitting him actually made him smarter."

Another voice pipes up, "but what is the proper name for pi?"

Phoenix bludgeons Mike and he falls to his knees.