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True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-22-2009
Noelie Wrote:I have never, ever heard a vampire say such a thing. :eek:
And there's part of your answer, by the way. :p
What do they say, Noelie?
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Noelie - 06-22-2009
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:What do they say, Noelie?Well, here's a good one: "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." That's not remotely like, "Fetch me a beer," now is it?
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-22-2009
Noelie Wrote:Well, here's a good one: "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." That's not remotely like, "Fetch me a beer," now is it?
No, it's not. But the crude guy who sez, "Fetch me a fucking beer" will fight a vampire to the death to protect you.
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Noelie - 06-22-2009
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:No, it's not. But the crude guy who sez, "Fetch me a fucking beer" will fight a vampire to the death to protect you.That's assuming I'd need protecting, right?
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-22-2009
[quote=Noelie]That's assuming I'd need protecting, right
Yes. See, Noelie, guys are hardwired to protect women and children. A simple fact. The woman and children might not want or need protection, but that's how us guys operate. (There are exceptions, of course.) If I saw you, or any woman, being attacked by a vampire, I would
1)Say "Well, fuck me! Vampires getting bold!"
2)Search my pockets for my silver cross. In the pawnshop again? Well, then
3)Call on Saint Michael, whom even Satan fears, and launch a kamikaze attack to get the vampire away
But that's just me.
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Brian - 06-22-2009
cobalt79 Wrote:You want inside my head Blues? It's not nice in there.
Don't go in there, it's dark.
cobalt79 Wrote:It's difficult to explain to a guy. If you push it...you'll not like my answer....I've explained it to Brian...he thought I was nuts.
Well, I understand it. It's still nuts.
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-22-2009
Brian Wrote:Don't go in there, it's dark.
Well, I understand it. It's still nuts.
AHEM!, ah well...I heard there was an interesting chess match in a small Balkan republic a few weeks ago...
(So, uh, Brian...what's the deal?)
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Brian - 06-22-2009
She likes Bugs Bunny Mike, she'll get it.
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Noelie - 06-22-2009
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Yes. See, Noelie, guys are hardwired to protect women and children. A simple fact. The woman and children might not want or need protection, but that's how us guys operate. (There are exceptions, of course.) If I saw you, or any woman, being attacked by a vampire, I wouldUnderstood. However, neither cobalt nor I are speaking of being attacked, or at least not in the sense that I think you mean it. And it certainly wouldn't be happening in public (though I'd make an exception for Eric. :p ).
1)Say "Well, fuck me! Vampires getting bold!"
2)Search my pockets for my silver cross. In the pawnshop again? Well, then
3)Call on Saint Michael, whom even Satan fears, and launch a kamikaze attack to get the vampire away
But that's just me.
True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) - Brian - 06-22-2009
I still don't understand the fasination with Eric.