sigokat Wrote:this one isn't hated, but I wanted to share it because these guys (Victory Autowreckers) has been using this same TV ad for like over 30 years! Just look at the car and the mullet! I remember seeing this on TV when I was a kid and I saw it AGAIN this past December when I was home visting family for Christmas! Too funny!!

Marc Wrote:You notice how he gets $60 for his wreck? Hilarious!

(And are you in the Chicago area too?)

Medusa Wrote:The Burger King "king" always creeped me out.

cobalt79 Wrote:I won't post one...but the ads for, have a happy period. quigglemouth: Really?

webby Wrote:Ugh, those are horrible and definitely creepy.



Agree! And that letter you posted is so true and completely hilarious.


The ones I hate most - I don't want to go looking for these ads to post because I just know I'll end up with spam in my email and some choice "targeted ads" everywhere else I go on the web - but I despise drug ads, especially for drugs like Cialis and Viagra.

By the time they get done listing all the possible side-effects, I figure I'd rather feel a little unwell than risk all that.

Marc Wrote:Here is my all time hate commercial, and I have to see it every fucking day during the morning news:



Especially at the 3-sec mark. How many people pull their hair in a melodramatic way to make their point? Anybody?

sigokat Wrote:this one isn't hated, but I wanted to share it because these guys (Victory Autowreckers) has been using this same TV ad for like over 30 years! Just look at the car and the mullet! I remember seeing this on TV when I was a kid and I saw it AGAIN this past December when I was home visting family for Christmas! Too funny!!

Medusa Wrote:The Burger King "king" always creeped me out.
If I saw that when I opened the blinds I'd probably shoot him.

This time I would definately shoot him!

cobalt79 Wrote:This was written by Wendi Aarons. It's been posted all over and needs repeating.


Dear Mr Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favourite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body.

Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing? As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, andout-of-control behaviour. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants.
Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period." Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness-actual smiling, laughing happiness-is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.


For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And although I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And, that's a promise I will keep. Always.