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You're not going to believe this... - phoenix rising - 06-30-2008
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:I do not believe United States Marines wear cologne! Well, maybe =captured= cologne...they do but usually it is not noticably do to all that testoterone....milewinkgrin:
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:I guess, Laura. Do you shop enough from them you get a discount?
No comment....someone might get the idea I'm stockpiling for the end of the world....
You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008
phoenix rising Wrote:they do but usually it is not noticably do to all that testoterone....
No comment....someone might get the idea I'm stockpiling for the end of the world....
That would =never= do!:nono:
You're not going to believe this... - phoenix rising - 06-30-2008
yeah it wouldn't due at all......I might start getting the funny looks if the saw my secret stash coming in........
You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008
phoenix rising Wrote:yeah it wouldn't due at all......I might start getting the funny looks if the saw my secret stash coming in........
Later for them. What are you stockpiling? I got me a leetle hoard of cigarettes and canned chili, meself...
You're not going to believe this... - phoenix rising - 06-30-2008
Bluesman Mike Lindner Wrote:Later for them. What are you stockpiling? I got me a leetle hoard of cigarettes and canned chili, meself...
Oh, the usual... Cigarettes, cigars, canned soup....voice activated detonators.....
You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008
phoenix rising Wrote:Oh, the usual... Cigarettes, cigars, canned soup....voice activated detonators.....
Fire! Don't forget fire to light up your smokes. I have 14,000 packs of matches stashed. Two weeks ago, the inspector came around and said, "Mike, I ain't so sure about this..." Can you believe that government jackanape? I didn't like to do it, but a twenty changed hands and all was well.
You're not going to believe this... - phoenix rising - 06-30-2008
ah yes, waterproof strike anywhere matches......I shall get those as well. I haven't had any inspectors, but then they know not where my secret bunker is.........
You're not going to believe this... - Silverfish - 06-30-2008
You just about killed me with laughter...
You're not going to believe this... - Legion - 06-30-2008
I guess neither of you can handle the extreme stuff. The Manly stuff. The stuff that grows hairs on your chest just thinking about it.
That's right. I'm talkin' bout Cherry Flavored Jello
You're not going to believe this... - Bluesman Mike Lindner - 06-30-2008
Legion Wrote:I guess neither of you can handle the extreme stuff. The Manly stuff. The stuff that grows hairs on your chest just thinking about it.
That's right. I'm talkin' bout Cherry Flavored Jello
(Legion, let's not frighten the ladies. That's ultimate uncoolosity. Cherry jello? Yeah, seems to me I got a few cases stashed in my underground Command Post. But how about--and this will grow hairs out your ears--50,000 Slim Jims? I do believe they will be worth =gold= when Civilization buckles and falls.)